• Dead bodies, dead bodies all over the street
    Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
    I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
    I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
    Drag them in the house, throw them in the oven
    Wicked clown loving that dead body grubbing
    Tastes like chicken finger licking deep fried
    I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
    I just ate my first dead body last week
    Still got the fingernail caught in my teeth
    Before you start yelling and cursing my name
    Remember something's wrong with my brain...
    Insane
    Second I was born, doctor threw me against the wall
    Kicked open the doors and he whipped me down the hall
    I'm sliding and I'm bouncing off s**t like a hockey puck
    And my mother's like "What the ********?!"
    He said I was born of an alien race
    Born with a hatchet and a juggalo face
    But I'm not a Martian, you wouldn't understand
    I'm just a dead body man


    We got bodies, dead bodies.
    We got fat ones, skinny ones, males, females, hermaphrodites.
    We got somebodies, we got nobodies.
    Bodies, bodies, bodies, whoo!


    Dead bodies, dead bodies in the back of my van
    All the little kiddies love the dead body man
    I drive through my neighborhood ringing my bell
    Some people run cause they don't like the smell
    Others line up just as quick as they can
    To try and catch a glimpse of the dead body man
    It's all good, if you can stand the funk
    But, uh, just don't look in the trunk
    I drive down Central kicking the bass
    Chilling with my freaks and I'm picking her face
    Maggots and bugs like to crawl out her head
    Cause my b***h is dead
    I'd rather that instead
    Of a hoe you can't trust, always digging a nut
    My dead body b***h learned to keep her mouth shut
    Riding in the back is my dead body crew
    Only they can never think of nothing to do
    If you think I'm sick, take a look at yourself
    You got dead deer heads up on your shelf
    On your keychain is a little baby rabbit's hand
    I'm just a dead body man


    We also collect dead bodies.
    So, if you know any dead people or you yourself are planning on dying soon, we'll be happy to come to your house, and pay cash for it.
    We appreciate good healthy stiffs for our dinner. Woohoo!


    Call me the dead body man
    Someone gave them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    Just sell them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    You can mail them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    Br-bring them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    Won't ya give them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    You can sell them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    Just mail them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    Br-bring them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    You can give them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    You can sell them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    Won't ya mail them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    You can bring them to me
    Call me the dead body man
    Call me the dead body man