• Bobby was eating a nice Shepherd's Pie,
    When I smacked him round the head to see if he could fly.
    Up he rose, his fat legs starting to bend,
    Then, his sprouted wings began to ascend!

    He zoomed past my Momma and knocked out my Dad,
    Conscience got the better of him, what a naughty lad!
    He zoomed down the motorway and knocked down Grandma,
    He did a ruddy bunk, so noisy, so far!

    Back he came with the usual big smash,
    Holy Cow, it's Bobby Crash!!!
    How are we to put up with him? Maybe more homework?
    Uh oh, windows smashed, Dad's gone berserk!

    Jamie Brap