Dave, the Keeper.

• Artist: ZomG Its SkyLer
• Description: hehe. This was written for my best friend Dave. This is my opinion of his girlfriend. >:]
  Nawwhh,. JkJk.
  I wrote this because I'm really boredd. :)
  Tell me whatcha think [:
• Date: 01/26/2009
• Tags: dave keeper

There once was a man named Dave,
Who kept a dead whore in a cave,
She smelled like s**t,
Even was missing a tit
But look at the money he saved!

Comments

[brwahl91]

haha made me laugh. thats a funny/good piece

[Pyrokinesis614]

Ahahah I love it. All though in spoken word, it flows better with "...She smelled like sh!t, even missing a tit, but look at the money that he saved!"