Constipation - David C. parody

• Artist: qorter
• Description: Please, gawd, DON'T ask HOW I came up with this.
  
  Yeah, it's a little crude, but EXTREMELY funny! I feel kinda bad though, because it's a parody of David Cook's 'Declaration', which is a song that I really like.
  
  Go here for original lyrics: http://www.metrolyrics.com/declaration-lyrics-david-cook.html
  Go here for a video of the song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EMM6EgyCnw
• Date: 01/24/2009
• Tags: constipation davidcook parody david cook

I'll leave you just the way you are
Imperfect poop inside the perfect throne
You feel much tougher than you are
And I've been pushing far too long, too long

It's my constipation
I hope you all aren't listening
Past my urination
As I drop the rock into the hole
'Cause you hurt and you stink and you broke the bowl beside the sink
It's my constipation

Don't you care how bad you stink?
Cause you're so stinky
Or that you broke the fa in the ceiling?
Sometimes I think I never knew
That the worst stink out there is you, is you

It's my constipation
I hope you all aren't listening
Past my urination
As I drop the rock into the hole
'Cause you hurt and you stink and you broke the bowl beside the sink
It's my constipation

Are there any words to say,
Or will your brownness be enough?
As the life drains from my face,
Will the smell just be too much?
Will I ever make it out?

It's my constipation
I hope you all aren't listening
Past my urination
As I drop the rock into the hole
'Cause you hurt and you stink and you broke the bowl beside the sink
It's my constipation
So tell me that you can see these tears today
It's my constipation

Comments

[MiseryZombie]

Lol, that is gross as hell HAHAHAHA. Dude, and I was eating, enjoying a little read, and happened to, of all days, come by this. Ooh, man. Funny... but still gross, lol.