• It was a normal dance to save whales until it happened. "Firu!" yelled a japanese witch

    doctor. Everyone stopped. The crowd mumbled and then someone said, "Do you mean t

    here's a fire somewhere?" "Yes," said the japanese dude. "Where?" said the english dude.

    "Your zubon!" said the japanese dude. "My what?" said the english dude. "Baka! Your

    subon!" said the japanese dude. By now every non-english speaking person was yelling at

    the english guy. The english guy was fed up with it. "For Pete's sake, does anyone here

    speak english?" he yelled. All the foreigners were pointing at the man. "I know I speak

    english!" he yelled. The women were screaming and running out the door. Suddenly an auto

    mechanic said, "Sir, I believe your pants are on fire." The english man looked down. He

    began screaming and running in circles. He yelled, "I'm on fire. My legs are on fire. My torso

    is on fire. Now my arms are on fire. I'm burning alive." Then the man fell and died. When the

    butler saw the man, he said, "Oh, it seems I dropped my candle."