• One day Hillary Clinton, John McCain, and Barack Obama were flying on an airplane. Hillary all of a sudden chuckled and said, "If I threw a $1,000 bill out the window, i would make one person very happy." Then Barack said,"And if i threw 10 $100 bills out the window, i would make 10 people very happy."
    Then John McCain said,"In that case, I could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make 100 people very happy."

    Listening to their conversation the pilot said to his co-pilot,"Such big shots back there, if i threw all of them out the window, I would make 157 million people very happy."