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    A word about Killer Klaus:

    "What?"

    Ok, but really. It is not for all the kids and I wouldn't post a warning if I didn't feel I needed to.

    But lately things have been against me, so I'll mark 1-3 with a DUN-DUN-DUUUUUN

    Pirate Rating system:
    Scallywags

    Aka. Mature and at least grown individuals. SO if you can't handle it, leeeaaaavvvvee. -wave-







    Chapter 1: You can call me "K".


    An alley in the streets of a dense urban city. Dead at night, the sound of horns and passing cars fills the night air. A man is standing in the alley. He is ready to kill. He runs out to his old lover's house to settle a score with her new boyfriend. He runs up the stairs holding his blade, and he reaches the door and finds it open. He walks in...slowly...

    He looks in front of him and there is a hallway and a division.he looks right, and there's no sound coming from the bedrooms.

    "Hello?" He asked.

    "Yes?" Said someone from the left side of the apartment. The Man turned around quickly to see a man in a black coat lighting a cigarette leaning against the wall behind him.

    "Who are you?" He said. He knew his ex’s boyfriend. And this was certainly not him. This man was tall. Wore knee high boots, Leather gloves, wide pants, and was wearing an open black dress shirt at the moment. His long black hair was so straight is was almost freakish to see it bend over his shoulder. His hair was so dark. It shone blue light. "--I said, who are yo--"

    "I heard you." He interrupted. "But, you didn’t introduce yourself first, I thought it rude."

    "I’m Frank, now who the f**k are you!?" Frank said.

    "I’m Klaus." He said after taking a hit from his cigarette. "But you can call me K."

    "What are you doing here?" Asked Frank.

    "I could ask you the same" K. pointed out the knife in the man’s hand.

    "Well I’m..."Frank paused.

    "Were you going to kill them?" K. Said.

    "..."Frank didn’t respond for a while. "Yes."

    "Too late." K. said. He walked over to the man and handed him a different knife.

    "Well have a good night Frank. Hide that knife." K. said walking out the hallway from which Frank came.

    "Wh..."Frank walked down the left hallway and found hell. Trish his ex was hanging from the ceiling with a large amount of words carved into her back with a carved smile on her face. And Brian her new lover was almost unrecognizable in the corner. Missing his arm. Frank looked at a note in Trish’s hand, he took it and read it it said.

    "Trish, baby. Come home as soon as you can, I need a hand.

    -Brian"

    Frank stood in shock, and he read the words on Trish’s back.

    "Hello, My name is Killer Klaus for you who are reading this. But you can call me K. This is the first of a series of crimes I shall commit and not be caught in the act of committing. I will frame someone this time. I will kill a cop next time. And I will keep killing until I find this hobby boring."

    "Put your hands in the air!" Frank heard. He turned around and saw a cop holding a gun and shining a light in his face.

    "Drop the weapons and put your hands in the air!" Yelled the cop. Frank dropped the knives in total shock and stared at the ground as he was tackled, and processed.

    Cigarette smoke rising from a near by pedestrian. "Tonight was a good night."



























    Chapter 2: Killer Klaus and Sneaky Sarah


    Setting, the Cafe’ by Simon and Son’s hardware store. Around mid afternoon, it was cold outside, and the breeze was enough to catch someone off guard.

    The victim, one Tara Smith of the local police office.

    "Hello miss." Said Klaus.

    "Hello" Said Tara.

    "I noticed the badge and I feel safer around women with guns." K. smiled gently.

    "Really now, and why is that?" She said as if mocking his smile. He placed his hand on hers.

    "Because they have guns of course." K. grinned devilishly. Tara had been single for a long time because she, like K was a hopeless romantic. "Do you drink coffee miss?" K. asked.

    "Tara, and we are in a cafe’." She smirked back. She gave her name, but he already knew everything about her. They continued small talk until a waitress walked over to the table.

    "May I help you?"She said.

    "Yes Sarah you can." K. was a local, he knew everyone here. "2 black coffees, 6 creams, plenty of sugar."

    "Any flavor?" Sarah remarked.

    "Coffee..."Klaus replied. She walked off angrily.

    "You should be nicer to her." Tara said

    "She stuck out way to early for my respect." Klaus chained closely behind her.

    "Oh..." Tara was stunned...

    "Oh! Nothing like that Tara, we used to date, and she left me for a guy named Mitchell or something like that." Klaus quickly added "didn’t matter, I was going to break up with her anyway cause his brother told me all about it. She wanted me back but...". Klaus was starting to enjoy her company. He was even apologizing, something he hadn’t done to a human in a long time.

    "I see now." Tara said "Oh, here she comes". Sarah walked up to the table, and Tara leaned over and kissed Klaus right as she was about to give them the coffee. Sarah left the coffee on the table and walked away without a word.

    "What was that for?" Klaus said after a slight pause.

    "Late payback I guess." Tara said.

    "Hmm" Klaus murmured underneath his breath. He poured 2 creams, and 6 sugar packets into his coffee. The Cafes’ heater was broken, so it was a little cold inside, Klaus breathed on the window next to him after mixing and drinking the first sip of his almond coffee, and wrote "Hi" in the fog.

    Later that night.

    "I should get going." Tara said.

    "I didn’t see your car out there." Klaus said.

    "I walked." Tara replied.

    "I could drive you." Klaus stood up.

    "Thats okay." She said standing up.

    "Then at least let me walk you home." Klaus said. Tara smiled, and she took his hand. Tara was a little shorter than Klaus, she has short brown hair, green eyes, and was athletic and pretty. In her mid 20s like Klaus, she was too pretty for a badge.

    "I didn’t catch your name." Tara said.

    "Klaus, you can call me K." He said, standing up and towering her.

    They were walking out and Klaus glanced back to see Sarah at the counter watching them with a glint of rage in her eyes.

    They walked a couple blocks to Tara’s house, and he walked her to the door of her average apartment.

    "Well I guess this is your stop." Klaus smiled warmly and leaned in, gave her a kiss on the cheek.

    "What was that for?" Tara asked.

    "Pay back." Klaus said walking off of her porch "good night."

    "Night..."Tara said.

    Klaus walked back to his car, and sat on the bumper for a while. Sarah walked out to his and gave him a big kiss. "Did it work baby?" Sarah said.

    "Like a charm." Klaus said.



















    Chapter 3:Killer Klaus: Hook, line, and...




    Around a week and 3 meetings with Klaus later.

    Tara awakes inside of a dank room. "Hello there." Sarah said.

    "What? Wh--What the f**k are you doing!?" Tara screamed.

    "Oh don’t yell at me missy, I’m the one who said you deserved the pain killers." Sarah snapped.

    "Pain killers for what?!" Tara questioned. She tried to walk but found she was hanging, she looked over her shoulder and realized something horrifying. She was hooked by the back, 4 large hooks held her up from the ground. Tara screamed and Sarah quickly walked out of the room. And then there was silence. Tara listened hard and heard the clink of foot steps. Like boots...


    "Quiet down." he said. "You’ll wake the dead with that kind of screaming."

    "K-K-Tara whimpered in tear.

    "Oh baby, don’t cry." Klaus walked over to her and wiped her tears. "It will all be over soon."

    "Where are we?" Tara moaned.

    "Underground. about 50 meters down." Klaus replied. Sarah walked back into the room.

    "Can we just finish this?" Sarah said revealing a knife slowly from behind her back.

    "NO!" Tara shrieked. Klaus shot a glare at Sarah.

    "You’re scaring her." Klaus said still calm.

    "AH!!"Tara screamed. Klaus went to comfort her but she spat in his face. "Get me down!". Sarah started walking towards Tara. Klaus put up his hand to stop her and pulled a rag from the work table beside of her and wiped his face off.

    "That was not very lady like." Klaus said.

    "Shut up!" Tara yelled.

    "Just listen." Klaus replied. Tara sat and watched him. He explained everything that needed to be said to her.

    ...

    "Kill me..."Tara said. "Just kill me."

    "Easy way out." Sarah scoffed readying the knife.

    "Take it easy babe." Klaus held her back once more. Klaus took the knife. "I’m sorry it has to be like this baby." He said softly into Tara’s ear as he moved closer in.

    "I forgive you." Tara put her head down and cried. "Uh!" Tara groaned as Klaus plunged the blade into her chest.

    "Goodnight." Klaus leaned up and kissed her deeply and she was already leaking blood, he could taste it on her lips. Sarah turned around and walked to the door.

    "Finish this up and meet me in the blue room." Sarah said with a smirk.

    "Will do." Klaus said and he turned back to see Tara limp and dead. "Now for the victim to become the canvas." Klaus carved another message. Into her back...

    "Maybe you’ll catch me next time.

    -Killer Klaus"

    ... He cleaned the blood form the body, made her makeup flawless, and cut nail like holes into her hands and feet. Place her in the public park face down. Head facing left with ruby red lip stick wasted against the cold pavement.

    "Wonder whats on the news tonight." Klaus said on his way back home. "I hope its good."