Wil Azevedo SLEEPY MOOCHWil looks and acts half-aware at all times. If he's not in the middle of a nap, he looks like he woke from one or was on the way to one. He rolls with the punches, with an easy smile and a very chill consistent mood, Wil will never fail to find the easiest way to do things- especially if it involves someone else doing it for him.
TROUBLE? WHAT TROUBLE?
Wil's barely passing in school. Wil has had several slaps on the wrist for drug related offenses. He's been banned from loitering in front of some city businesses with one scheme or other to get money from foolish pedestrians and tourists. Wil doesn't clean and doesn't cook and most of his means of income are shady scams, cheating bets, or illegal acts.
His problem is that he
doesn't think it's a problem. 'Everyone is too uptight.'
'The laws are just
wrong and made by the 1%.'
'Why can't a guy just take a nap?'
'College rules for attendance are really meaningless in the end, so long as you get that degree.'
Wil has an easy, lazy response for everything and puts no weight in the consequences of his actions. He is completely enabled by his lenient parents and his best friend and roommate, who mothers him for the most part. Wil skates by... mostly by the skin of Nasir's teeth.
At some point the trouble will have to catch up with him.... it's just an inevitability. Other people can't cushion him forever.
ANYTHING ELSE?
-Wil has a mop of untamed blonde curls, is lean and slouchy, and always looks scruffy and half asleep.
Reference.-Wil is a master's student at Rider-Waite. He's an art major and draws, paints, sculpts and sings. He tries every art medium available, though in an effort to continue his education he's focused on illustration.
-He shares an off campus house with his boyfriend Nasir, whom he met and leeched onto since he fell asleep during an admissions open house freshman year and the other took pity on him.
-His parents are brazilian, but he was born in the US. He speaks portugese.
-He dresses to the extreme, if it's warm he's near naked and if it's cold he's bundled up in layers upon layers.
-This is the guy to go to for questionable substances. He usually smells like patchouli or weed or some other strange blend of herbs and tobacco. He's too lazy to deal with the hassle of selling harder drugs but everyone needs a weed guy. As such, he's often seen with strange people, keeping strange hours, in strange places. He also dips into his own stash.
-He's too chill really and he will sleep ANYWHERE.
-He finds the most fun scams fall in the realm of fortune telling or tarot reading. He has a keen eye, enough to convince strangers to give him money for informed observations.
-He's a master of the Magic 8-Ball.
-His full first name is Wilbur, so it says on all his official identification.
-He has a ferret named Bud.