Where are we?
You are in a large offwhite warehouse, filled with tables, boxes, platforms, etc. It used to be an Aperture Science test room. Temporary walls have been hastily added, splitting the warehouse into three sections, the one you are in, one to your front and one to your right. There is a hole in the wall seperating the two other sections. Doors to the other sections are labelled in spray paint,
Excavation and Demolition and
Builders League. Spraypaint on the floor near your feet proclaims
No Zombies or Headcrabs Allowed. To your left, you see a table set up with refreshments, including a half eaten cake. A memo on the table informs you that violence, although technically permitted, is frowned upon. It is signed by the
Valve Gaming Guild.