Be a Pal! Help the Earth!
Hey Gaians,
Earth Day is upon us once again! This means that you should do your part to help the Earth! It's the only planet we can live on right now. It also provides us oxygen! And electricity! And food! And the ability to live on it! And a rocking red hot '65 Impala! But don't take my word for it, I'm not a scientist. So do your part to help keep Earth something that can stay around long until the dinosaurs come back! Then tame them. You'll be the talk of the town.
Then, and only then, will you be able to obtain the Earth Day item we created for you. So go
recycle something! Happy Earth Day, Earth! I <3 you.