You get the AAY's mail by mistake. What is it?

O, take me in your arms love

Keen doth the wind blow	23.3%	[ 190 ]
O, take me in your arms love	14.2%	[ 116 ]
For bitter is my deep woe	25.7%	[ 210 ]
My love is lost, my friend is false	15.7%	[ 128 ]
My love hath he stolen from me	21.2%	[ 173 ]
Total Votes:			[ 817 ]

[Countess Kinoko]

Several restraining orders, and a bill for a leg waxing??

[Bunni Bugs]

Um...a letter from...a breeding farm...her rabbits are...ready to go.... o///o

V. Oh...um...thank you... v///v

[Shadow Belmonte]

"Happy Hauntings" magazine.
Here you go.
*hands it over to you*
@u@

[Galanor Brighteye]

Stickers. Lots and lots of stickers.

[Ginzilla]

"I opened your package."

...

"How did they get the fire to stay inside?"

[YourAzureGoddess]

...Red fuzzy handcuffs and a copy of "How to Succeed as a Dominatrix Without Really Trying"... in braille? Seriously, gotta talk to this mailman about his delivery skills...

[Liber Chronicarum]

An old manual titled : 'Military strategies in 400 points '.
I guess exams in our military academy are approaching ....Maybe I should keep the book for myself ,then.... Ah wait ,there s something else !
Sailor panties eek .Oh my god ! She didn t lie when she said she was a girl ! ; O ;
But wait ,it s the boys dormitory ! How the hell something meant for a girl arrived here ?

[Skyemat]

a book about metallurgy 101

[tin_kingdom]

A coffee table book of different afros and chia pets.

[Pnk_Panda_3]

ninja
The 3rd season of TMNT on DVD!
<3

I think I better make some popcorn and beg La Balena to lemme stay and watch.

[AIbino Bat]

Jessica Rabbit Monthly, Cosmopolitan, Lounge Singing Weekly, and...overdue credit card bills. o___o;

[Karla Petrovski]

"Ooh! An invitation to a late-night party this weekend. It's being held by some big-shot vampire. Carlotta's jealous."

[Krowenstein]

A late bill issuing to Cat Fashion Magazine....::hands it to you back:: this is yours I believe..

[tin_kingdom]

Boot polish and scrap leather from a questionable source.....