You get the AAY's mail by mistake. What is it?

O, take me in your arms love

Keen doth the wind blow	23.2%	[ 190 ]
O, take me in your arms love	14.2%	[ 116 ]
For bitter is my deep woe	25.8%	[ 211 ]
My love is lost, my friend is false	15.6%	[ 128 ]
My love hath he stolen from me	21.1%	[ 173 ]
Total Votes:			[ 818 ]

[Eunica Chambers]

She opens her mouth to utter a few remarks, but then remembers that the new generation was more politically correct than hers. Sighing, she walks off to the post office, keeping all her thoughts to herself, except, "Damn Chinese..."

((Hooray for ignorance of different Asian cultures. XD))

[Sayonara to Gravity]

A phonograph and some records by Mozart, Beethoven and other long-dead artists.

Who still listens to this junk?!

[Jenny Sniper]

Reginald read the "Rock and Roll" magazine in an attempt to figure out what was so interesting about rocks and rolling. Or was it about rolling rocks? It seemed to be about neither though, so reading it ended up confusing him even more.

[Koydith whatever]

A letter from a little girl who wants to marry him after growing up, because he's so cuddly and stuff

[Aularen has quit]

A few letters regarding the existence of newly found planets and their coordinates. Hmm...I think I'll keep these. Who knows what sort of booty there may be there, just waiting to be borrowed without permission?

[pitbully01]

A brand-new officer's uniform and a bunch of shiny regalia

[gracefultunes]

A new cone. He's not gonna like this...

[Macabeak]

Some funny thing called "Invisible Bra". How on earth is a bra supposed to be invisible...? *tempted to open package*

[ilafatyu]

...Is this a severed ear in an envelope?

[pitbully01]

An awesome new hat, complete with a pimp feather

[Marion-san]

Flea powder.
He can finally get rid of that collar once they're gone!

[Liber Chronicarum]

A little bottle of product which makes my eyes water .It s written on it : 'New ! The most awesome polish for your scythes ! Clean cuts guaranteed ! When reaping becomes a pleasure !'
There are also tracks all about '20% discount on your new scythe ' , 'the ultimate book to tame wild souls ! ', 'super-ink ,that even the Undertaker can t rewrite on!'
I guess I should hurry and bring those to her .
I feel like it s not safe keeping them...

[Majikina]

It's a newsletter for the Forks & Knives cutlery couture club.

[Skeet Draconis]

It's a love letter from Vixie~

*reads it* emotion_jawdrop heart

One who knows nothing can understand nothing.

[Adele Zee]

"A...book about retaining your abs?...well...I don't have any use for this, so...I'll just send this back to him..."