You get the AAY's mail by mistake. What is it?

O, take me in your arms love

Keen doth the wind blow	23.2%	[ 190 ]
O, take me in your arms love	14.2%	[ 116 ]
For bitter is my deep woe	25.8%	[ 211 ]
My love is lost, my friend is false	15.6%	[ 128 ]
My love hath he stolen from me	21.1%	[ 173 ]
Total Votes:			[ 818 ]

[HeartfulSin]

Uhh.... apparently a soul was taken within this process....I ain't no incubus. -tosses the letter and falls on my face-

[13litz]

body glitter, of all the colours of the rainbow

[DarkDisaster S]

A devils mask

[Allerlei Regrets]

A heartfelt apology letter from her fiance who apparently "isn't going to make it"
oh dear

[Blank Dicer]

A brand new shiny telescope.

[Skutz]

Eggboy(oh wow emotion_facepalm ) and junk mail.

[The_Armadilla]

A new pair of combat boots and electric bills.

[Allerlei Regrets]

A copy of Fletcher's Monthly
it's all
scantily clad muscle-bound men posing with archery equipment
this month's special is on mounted archers and it's all naked guys sitting on horses...
The center fold
oh my god I'm keeping this

[THE Lady B]

A Richard Simmons robot work out dvd. She's gonna be so depressed when she realized it's just an old queen doing the robot....

[unchanging]

❝ A purple pair of Lita Spike boots. Wow!
Now to return them to their rightful owner .. ❞

[Deadcant_Closed]

♔♥♕♣

A small package full of even tinier mechanical bits and pieces. They appear rather old. Hm. For an automoton perhaps?

Ⅸ

[himelia]

A guide on How to become a Flower Pot and a pizza coupon.

A prosthetic leg & a cookbook about 100 different ways how to cook chicken.

[Johannes Cabal]

"Some women's magazine, Cosmopolitan" he mutters, flipping through to an article.
"'Sex tip of the month..."
Cabal turns pale, reading.
"Mein Gott, are they serious?! The Aztecs used that to torture prisoners of war!"

[Eunica Chambers]

"As curious as I am about what Cabal gets in the mail, you all are failing to remember that it's against the law to do this sort of thing."

[Freya Caelum]

"It's a plain envelope, but I get the feeling that the letter inside has something of importance written on it. I'd better just deliver it to her and be on my way."