You find the AAY naked in your house...

[heart valve of justice]

Oh, so you want my clothes too? Is the plan for you and your dog to play dress up and have a tea party? ......No! No! Off my legs! Both of you! Now!
A Boy and his Dog: the Deleted Scenes

[pitbully01]

"Hmmm. I didn't call for one today, but given what I'm seeing now, i won't say no," Musashi flashed her a dirty grin. cool

[Legalize Gay Weed]

"Jesus CHRIST, get out of my HOUSE!" Tweek says, covering his eyes with parted fingers.

[Maulignant]

^^ "Ohh, what a hunk, what a hunk~ is this an early birthday gift? Daaang just look at that gnarly scar!" He jiggles with excitment.

^ "Woww, what are you doing in my house?! Get some clothes on and head to a salon ASAP. Your hairdo is whack."

[Tovva]

"I don't even want to know. Just stay out of my bedroom. Be back in three hours." Nahia said as she turned around and headed back out.

[Visual Persona]

I didn't think this day would come so soon, but hey, I ain't complaining. emotion_dowant

v

/wraps Lydia into a blanket burrito and heaves her on his shoulder

What she doesn't know won't hurt her. wink

[~Kiri~Kunoichi~]

"VISU!" Lydia shrieked, covering her eyes. "Put your clothes back on, what are you doing, you weirdo!"

After a few minutes of fumbling, she threw a blanket at him. "Your wife will be so pissed at you!"

[kefkadragon]

DAMN IT LYD! Just because you're dressed as a vampire, doesn't mean you have to be a raging pervert like them. You do look nice though wink
-coffin smacked-
How'd you get in here anyway?

[rnadotsuki]

Dude, you lost? Did they steal your clothes? Did the slime eat them?
And just so you know, it's transparent, you're not hiding anything by using it as a cover

[Chris ex Machina]

"I don't have air in here!" D :
"Hurry, I think there's a cave with an air pocket nearby!'
He tugs the bunny girl along, ignoring her lack of clothing. Considering most mer-people just wear jewelry or capes, he didn't realize how uncomfortable she might be... If she was still conscious."

[heart valve of justice]

A mersharkman flopping about on my floor? I guess I should fill the bathtub put him in. But what if he recovers and tries to get in my lace closet? .......He'll just end up flopping about on the floor again....... Is that how you ended up like this in the first place?
is it a mersharkman or a sharkmerman? *he dies while I'm still debating this*

[penny royle]

...is it hot in here ? erm do you want to raid my closet .... or not *blushes and turns to walk away walking into a wall .

[sloobies]

Someone could make a statue outta you like that. Abstract, ideally.

[iEverNeon]

"Oh detective. You seem to have misplaced your clothes."

"What? You think I did this to try and both knock you unconscious so you would be where I wanted you to be and to prove that you weren't wearing a wire?"

"That sounds like me. Put on your clothes and then we'll talk."

[Majikal Mayhem]

*raises eyebrow*

Just... get out.