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First things first, I'm 23 as of writing this (Nov. 14th, 1993 is my birthday, for reference) and I'm likely not going to update it because I'm lazy and scatterbrained. I am a lady, and I'm into other ladies. So, that's that, I suppose.
I use a myriad of large or unusual words when I speak and type, and you'll seldom see me using just colloquial 'slang' without some sort of archaic or scholastic term thrown in, unless I'm in-character. This is how I prove to the world that I'm not just another pretty face. Well, if you saw my face, you'd agree that I'm not just another pretty face as my face... well...
I like to make up my own words and terms! Many of these are stupid, and if you've heard any of them before, you'll agree.
My real name is something you'll have to earn from me. I don't just give it out to anyone who asks with a suave accent and a "convincing" smile.
To earn my friendship and undying loyalty, however, all you need is to just be a good, likable person with a likable personality. We'll get along fine as long as you're not a complete d**k. Trust me!
If you want anything from me, PMs are the best, easiest way to reach me. I respond best to PMs. If you don't like PMs, quote me in the forums or something. I'll respond to profile comments, but they're not my preferred method of chatting.
If you have any questions or concerns, please direct them directly to my face. I do not like it when people have an issue with something I'm doing, then hate me for it when I would have had no problem fixing the issue should they have just said "Hey Neon. I don't like it when you ____. Can you work on it?" After all, there's only one way I can know that I'm doing something wrong, right?
I don't like random gifts. Please keep them to a minimum, I just feel a sense of responsibility to repay people when they do, and that feeling eats away at the edges of my mind, usually when I don't have the funds to buy somebody a return gift when the time comes to act upon it. However, if you're giving me a gift in thanks for something I already did, then make sure I'm aware of the circumstances.
And last, but not least, things would be woefully incomplete if I didn't say "FOR SCIENCE!" in all caps in any description of me.
Go forth and be free, children. Be free and spread the chaos.