About Flypathians

Flypathians are oversized houseflies that have gained human-like intelligence and invincibility through a pact with a death goddess. Their resulting death cult has an obsession with following the will of their leader, but mostly wants to do fly things. Which sometimes coincides with her wishes, but not always.

Love:
-mashed potatoes
-trash
-trashy people
-vampires
-touching people unnecessarily
-pooping
-fly puns
-sleeping in garbage cans
-karaoke
-drinking
-sitting on people

Hate:
-cottage cheese
-cats
-frogs
-petals
-people who question the death cult