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How many times have you been married?

Never 0.64707487944682 64.7% [ 7112 ]
Once 0.083249931762351 8.3% [ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there..... 0.26967518879083 27.0% [ 2964 ]
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Magnetic Lover

13,250 Points
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kept bringing strange animals home.
too much hair and... strange sounds.

Elfin Bro

She's a feathery sky-woman and I spend my days in the sea.
It was a really risky relationship- and I figured it'd be for the best if both of us split before we became too invested and the whole marriage falls apart later!

Tovva's Waifu

Tasty Wildcat

He talks in his sleep, that's how I found it that his heart truly belongs to Ariel and Mrs. Pauls.

Tovva's Waifu

Tasty Wildcat

She killed this thread.
"I discovered she used to be married to herself. And then a string of other secrets that clearly showed her narcissism. We grew apart after that."

Spicy Owl

61,590 Points
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    He was simply cursed, and not in the fun way, had to get out.

Swashbuckling Bibliophile

37,325 Points
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He was a quitter.

Single Explorer

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I sent a D-mail into the past which had the unintentional consequence of making her not know I ever existed in the first place.

Elfin Bro

He started becoming cynical about the existence of me or the afterlife and rationalized that our whole marriage was a vivid hallucination. I figured it'd be best to leave things at that considering such a long distance relationship- in different realms of existence- probably wouldn't work out in the end.
He was all about battling and engaging in physical violence, despite my pleas to try peaceful solutions. I couldn't stand our differences, and had to put my foot down.

Tovva's Waifu

Tasty Wildcat

She looked better than me jumping through windows.

Big Disaster

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She figured out the secret to my act. And proceeded to publish it in her advice column gossip articles! scream

Tovva's Waifu

Tasty Wildcat

The cake was a lie.

Devoted Explorer

Our lifestyles simply did not mix. She always wanted me to take baths-- ugh!

Flint Jakobs's Compadre

Feral Faun

I kept stealing the raw meat that she was going to ruin by cooking it.

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