You DIVORCED the avi above! What happened?

How many times have you been married?

Never	64.7%	[ 7112 ]
Once	8.3%	[ 915 ]
Oh hell alright let me start counting with Ben over there.....	27.0%	[ 2964 ]
Total Votes:			[ 10991 ]

[happysugarhunny]

We had to separate for obvious reasons. You see those sandals? He never took them off - ever. Obviously I cannot be with a man whom wears sandals all year round.

[Ms Epic]

They just didn't seem to love me anymore.
Or did they ever?

[Gumby Ningata]

They could not tame me.

This thread is now the territory of the greatest Bancho in the world!

[Kaiou Elios]

I could not tame her.

[Payonai]

With her being a magical- girl; our house was frequently the target of her enemies. I loved her alot, but the home repairs had gotten much too pricey.

[Pnk_Panda_3]

He swore up and down to me and Frank that he was only dressed like a hipster for work. I believed it for a month. THEN! burning_eyes I found him at the mall on his day off in those hipster rags! I did laundry while he was at work yesterday; he knows he had other clothes to choose from. What's he doin' at the mall on his day off all dressed in hipster rags?

[Ghouist]

She kept whipping me and let's be honest here, not really my thing.

[Reitavi]

He sunk my battleship!

[Lazarus Project]

"As much as I love films about giant monsters, staying in a healthy relationship with one is a bit too difficult even for me."

[Pnk_Panda_3]

He took my whip and went all Christian Grey on me.
My a** still hurts. It was embarrassing wincing in the office where I was signing the divorce papers.

[Virbius]

She hit me with her whip everytime I hit or stepped on her duck accidentally.
My view is limited to what my probe-eye sees, so it happened more than once that he was outside my vision.

[Ms Daffodil]

His hair reminded me all too much of the hedges, and in my defense I wasn't crossing any kinky lines, I was marking my territory.

[Sincerely Ophelia]

"She parties way too much. Contrary to what she believed, my life is not all fun and games."

[Payonai]

Neither of us remembered the drunken 'spur-of-the-moment' wedding. When we remembered about it the next day or two we decided to keep the arrangement as a joke until it fell flat.