The AAY crashes through your window

CRASH!

tHERE'S GLAss iN MY EYESeeSES!!!! AUUUUGHHH!!	17.7%	[ 146 ]
holy s**t dude!	13.2%	[ 109 ]
Someone call the popo!	6.2%	[ 51 ]
*crashes through the window*	10.5%	[ 87 ]
This isn't fun!	4.1%	[ 34 ]
Stop crashing through my window!	10.3%	[ 85 ]
It's an emergency!	2.5%	[ 21 ]
IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY USE THE MOTHER FRACKING DOOR!	17.1%	[ 141 ]
My leg!	10.3%	[ 85 ]
THIEF! HELP! THIEF!	8.1%	[ 67 ]
Total Votes:			[ 826 ]

[Prince Zachravel]

“Whoaa…are you auditioning for the new Spiderman movie?” He looks out the broken window. “Where’s your bungee rope?”


V “Yup”. He shakes out a stick of cigarette to the cat.

[it is leonidas]

well if you werent done with that cigarette before, you definitely are now.
anyway please dont move! ill help clean up the glass. i can get you a pair of gloves if you want to help, but i can manage by myself.
hey, uh. before you leave. you got another cig?

v don't worry, im fine! i have a sturdy forehead!!

[Rainer Tenenbaum]

I never thought something so small can break through the window. Are you alright?

[Miles Milheim]

UH OH, IS THAT AN ASSASSIN?!

[Tovva]

"Yer gonna pay for that, right?" Audrey barked at the half naked man. She readied her hammer in case he thought to answer no.


v "Oh, yer not who I was looking fer. My 'pologies, I got my houses mixed up. I will fix that. Eventually." Audrey said before hopping back out the broken window.

[kefkadragon]

^ I will hold you to that. Don't even think about leaving the island before you do. You can't evade a ranger forever.

That's a tad excessive for a pet search isn't it? Wait, you're not here for the bird? Then what the hell did you break my window for!?

[Payonai]

'-Much better to see a friendly face than an undead one.. I was worried I'd be looking at a horde with that clattering. What brings you through these windows anyway?' I'd seen plenty of broken windows in town by now, but never one deliberately made by an adventurer deliberately.

[Kafka]

Looks like operation destroy my window was a success! But. Are you ready for the action-packed, full of adult responsibility sequel that is pay for said destroyed window? It's full of twists and turns that you won't believe! And fees. Mostly fees.

v Oya~ If we get the vampire thinking even a little that the incubus did it, they'll be fighting all day and we'll be off the hook! Yes, I'm including you in this too. Which means we can spend all day hiding at my house while this blows over, right~? After watching for a little while to make sure the plan is working, of course.

[I Quincy I]

The vampire isn't going to be pleased to find you destroyed one of the windows in his mansion. How are you going to fix this?

^ You mean like last time? Sure why not. While somewhat mean to pin it on Morvay, It'll be payback for him eating Topper's food the other day.

[Moonlit Gazer]

"Min's not going to be pleased. He just had that window repaired." Rei crossed his arms and tapped his foot on the floor. "I expect you to be paying for the damage, yeah?"

[Capt Dominix]

Ah, damn. It's another edgy shadowrunner type.

[Kage983]

*He looks up from butchering a deer carcass*

"Do you want somethin'?"

[Scissors83]

I love a good visit but you could’ve sent a proper letter of visitation and the door for that matter.

[L]

"Didn't think you'd be the type to window crash a party. You need help?"

[I Quincy I]