The AAY crashes through your window

CRASH!

tHERE'S GLAss iN MY EYESeeSES!!!! AUUUUGHHH!!	17.7%	[ 146 ]
holy s**t dude!	13.2%	[ 109 ]
Someone call the popo!	6.2%	[ 51 ]
*crashes through the window*	10.5%	[ 87 ]
This isn't fun!	4.1%	[ 34 ]
Stop crashing through my window!	10.3%	[ 85 ]
It's an emergency!	2.5%	[ 21 ]
IF IT'S AN EMERGENCY USE THE MOTHER FRACKING DOOR!	17.1%	[ 141 ]
My leg!	10.3%	[ 85 ]
THIEF! HELP! THIEF!	8.1%	[ 67 ]
Total Votes:			[ 826 ]

[Julian H Lyon]

Currently playing as Micro:

"I think it would be more to my advantage if I didn't break out of here with you. Also, I'm sure the guards heard that. You should probably turn yourself around and go back the way you came."

[JWells]

...so nice of you to drop in. Maybe next time let the falling star land first instead of making a leap to catch it.

[Rosa Blanca de Metal]

Hey! I'm too young to die. Leave me alone! But cool cape though...

[rouge_angelique]

Look kid, I don't want anyone to disturb me right now. So why don't you leave before I yeet you out through the same window? gaia_star

[kefkadragon]

GREAT GODDESS WHY IS THERE A SABERCAT HERE!?
-backs up to a wall-
D-do you work with those people over at Chateau F-Felix? I can repair the window myself, just please calm the cat down.

[Khurse]

Closed session, Ah'm 'fraid.
Best get yer belongins 'n head out th' way ye came, friend. 's better fer all involved, Ah reckon.

[Julian H Lyon]

Currently playing as Ar

-Jumps in fright, then takes off running out of the house and doesn't look back.-

[Rosa Blanca de Metal]

HE’S BACK! I THOUGHT WE ENDED THAT FIGHT BEHIND PUBLIX! ALRIGHT BUDDY, WE’RE FINISHING THIS HERE AND NOW. *throws punches*

[Deus Emporium]

"Eek!" Friday hears the crash, puts down the papers she is filing, and runs to her window. Sees a man, soaking wet from the rain, surrounded by broken glass. She catches a glimpse of his bruised, bloodied face. "Oh no! Are you okay?" Three bat-like creatures appear around him. "Don't worry, they'll heal you up real quick..."

[Blanchemains]

"Hmm. Heavily-injured man crashes through the window, and he's wearing strange clothes, too..." She sighs. "I'll get you some medical help. Mr. Doctor!" She takes off running, floating the man behind her.

(from the princess, lol)

[Lord of Rats]

Well, if that was some kind of fairie prank ment to scare me, it worked. lol

[Superhero Dax]

Dax acknowledged the blond vampire with a miserable nod.

"I don't think I'm in edible conditions right now, go bite someone else," he said, grimacing.

[Xwtek]

My house doesn't have a window so he rammed into the walls instead. I got extremely angry at him and picked him to a fight for destroying my home. Good thing that my comrade decided to break the fight, but you are going into our tribal court instead, with a harsher punishment than regular court.

[Saffrons_Curse]

"Ack! Hold on, lemme get some bandages for you!" -leaves and comes back with supplies; pauses- "I... I can't tell if you have any cuts or if it's all just tattoos... Uh... " -hands some paper towels over to the man- "wipe over everything to make sure there's not a cut"

v -nervous laugh- "Well, y'see, you clean those windows so well, I thought it was open, so I thought I could be all cool-like and just jump in..." sweatdrop "I'll, uh... I'll help clean up and replace it."

[kefkadragon]

It's far to early in the day for this crap to be happening.
-picks up Rudy by the back of his jacket-
Care to explain why you couldn't use the gigantic entrance hole to come in and order your breakfast?