SwirlySlidez
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- Posted: Sat, 30 Apr 2005 06:05:19 +0000
I call this one: To-do list
(Pippin is sitting on his bed amongst his armor in Gondor)
Pippin: Lu lu lu, I've got some apples... Lu lu lu, you got some too...
(Gandalf walks in)
Gandalf: Did you light the beacon yet?
Pippin: It's on my To-do list.
scene change
(Frodo and Sam are wandering through Mordor)
Sam: So, Mister Frodo? Any chance we'll be destroying that Ring soon?
Frodo: It's on my To-do list. What about asking Rosie Cotton to marry you?
Sam: It's on my To-do list. How about making a plan to stop Gollum from killing us on our way to the mountain?
Frodo: It's on my To-do list. How about...
scene change
(Aragorn is sitting outside drinking soup when Gimli and Legolas join him)
Legolas: Any good sights?
Aragorn: I don't know... No beacon, if that's what you mean.
Gimli: You'd think it'd be top priority.
Legolas: Maybe they're fine.
Aragorn: And maybe I'm a flying monkey on a stick.
Gimli: What?
Aragorn: I'm just saying I'm not saying anything if you know what I'm saying.
Legolas: You need to be less vague.
Aragorn: It's on my To-do list.
scene change
(Frodo and Sam)
Sam: Well, about how long do you suppose it'll be before you tell Pippin who it really was that broke the glasses at his mum's house?
Frodo: It's on my To-do list. And while we're on the subject, when do you intend to tell Old Man Miser about the roses in his garden?
Sam: It's on my To-do list. How soon is it gonna be before you...
scene change
(Theoden is talking to Eowyn)
Theoden: So, that Aragorn guy? Sexy, huh?
Eowyn: Yes.
Theoden: So when's the wedding?
Eowyn: Wedding?
Theoden: Well, you're gonna ask him to marry you and have your babies, aren't you?
Eowyn: It's on my To-do list... and men can't have babies!
scene change
(Frodo and Sam)
Frodo: Okay okay, but I remember someone saying he was going to go out and buy some milk the day before the move back then.
Sam: It was on my To-do list. But since you're going there, how about a certain someone who said he was going to buy the balloons for Old Bilbo's party?
Frodo: It was on my To-do list. And what about when you...
scene change
(Gandalf and Pippin are talking to Denethor)
Denethor: Sing me a song.
Gandalf: You've lost that loving feeling. Whoa-oa, that loving feeling. You've lost that loving feeling and it's gone, gone, gone. Whoa-oa-oa. (he might still be high)
Pippin: No no no! I need to sing a special song... *ahem* (sings poorly, very poorly) If I could turn back time... If I could find a way... I'd take back all the words that have hurt you, and you'd say... If I could reach the stars... I'd give 'em all to you!
(Denethor and Gandalf are covering their ears)
Denethor: (hollering) I thought you said you were going to get him singing lessons!
Gandalf: (also hollering) It's on my To-do list!
scene change
(Frodo and Sam)
Sam: And then there was that one time...
Frodo: What?
Sam: I don't know. I ran out of acusations.
Frodo: Me too... We need to do more things to get mad at each other about.
Sam: It's on our To-do list. (gets out a piece of paper) "Do... more... maddening... things... around... each...other..." So, when do we start?
Frodo: Let's put it off as long as we can.
scene change
(Aragorn and Legolas are watching the stars. Gimli is inside now)
Aragorn: Well, to be honest, I never did like any of the Charmed sisters.
Legolas: Yeah, they weren't exactly my cup of tea. They're actually the reason I stopped watching that infernal contraption. You should try it, go outside more. Turn off the tv.
Aragorn: It's on my To-do list.
(Pippin is sitting on his bed amongst his armor in Gondor)
Pippin: Lu lu lu, I've got some apples... Lu lu lu, you got some too...
(Gandalf walks in)
Gandalf: Did you light the beacon yet?
Pippin: It's on my To-do list.
scene change
(Frodo and Sam are wandering through Mordor)
Sam: So, Mister Frodo? Any chance we'll be destroying that Ring soon?
Frodo: It's on my To-do list. What about asking Rosie Cotton to marry you?
Sam: It's on my To-do list. How about making a plan to stop Gollum from killing us on our way to the mountain?
Frodo: It's on my To-do list. How about...
scene change
(Aragorn is sitting outside drinking soup when Gimli and Legolas join him)
Legolas: Any good sights?
Aragorn: I don't know... No beacon, if that's what you mean.
Gimli: You'd think it'd be top priority.
Legolas: Maybe they're fine.
Aragorn: And maybe I'm a flying monkey on a stick.
Gimli: What?
Aragorn: I'm just saying I'm not saying anything if you know what I'm saying.
Legolas: You need to be less vague.
Aragorn: It's on my To-do list.
scene change
(Frodo and Sam)
Sam: Well, about how long do you suppose it'll be before you tell Pippin who it really was that broke the glasses at his mum's house?
Frodo: It's on my To-do list. And while we're on the subject, when do you intend to tell Old Man Miser about the roses in his garden?
Sam: It's on my To-do list. How soon is it gonna be before you...
scene change
(Theoden is talking to Eowyn)
Theoden: So, that Aragorn guy? Sexy, huh?
Eowyn: Yes.
Theoden: So when's the wedding?
Eowyn: Wedding?
Theoden: Well, you're gonna ask him to marry you and have your babies, aren't you?
Eowyn: It's on my To-do list... and men can't have babies!
scene change
(Frodo and Sam)
Frodo: Okay okay, but I remember someone saying he was going to go out and buy some milk the day before the move back then.
Sam: It was on my To-do list. But since you're going there, how about a certain someone who said he was going to buy the balloons for Old Bilbo's party?
Frodo: It was on my To-do list. And what about when you...
scene change
(Gandalf and Pippin are talking to Denethor)
Denethor: Sing me a song.
Gandalf: You've lost that loving feeling. Whoa-oa, that loving feeling. You've lost that loving feeling and it's gone, gone, gone. Whoa-oa-oa. (he might still be high)
Pippin: No no no! I need to sing a special song... *ahem* (sings poorly, very poorly) If I could turn back time... If I could find a way... I'd take back all the words that have hurt you, and you'd say... If I could reach the stars... I'd give 'em all to you!
(Denethor and Gandalf are covering their ears)
Denethor: (hollering) I thought you said you were going to get him singing lessons!
Gandalf: (also hollering) It's on my To-do list!
scene change
(Frodo and Sam)
Sam: And then there was that one time...
Frodo: What?
Sam: I don't know. I ran out of acusations.
Frodo: Me too... We need to do more things to get mad at each other about.
Sam: It's on our To-do list. (gets out a piece of paper) "Do... more... maddening... things... around... each...other..." So, when do we start?
Frodo: Let's put it off as long as we can.
scene change
(Aragorn and Legolas are watching the stars. Gimli is inside now)
Aragorn: Well, to be honest, I never did like any of the Charmed sisters.
Legolas: Yeah, they weren't exactly my cup of tea. They're actually the reason I stopped watching that infernal contraption. You should try it, go outside more. Turn off the tv.
Aragorn: It's on my To-do list.