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What would Gandalf be least likely to say? Sam? Legolas? How about Aragorn? Post your ideas here.

Here are some of my ideas:

Legolas: Does this outfit make my butt look big?

The Balrog: Who wants ice cream???

Merry: How about a pint, Pippin?
Pippin: No thanks, it's my goal to stay sober

Aragorn - Sorry Arwen, I've decided I like hobbits better than elves.
Sam: Hey Gollum! How about a picnic?

Frodo: Fine! Have it your way , Smeagol! Keep the ring!
Smeagol: Nah. I've given up on that, thanks anyways.
(Yeah, not very good >> wink
GANDALF: FRODO! Take off your pants.
FRODO: What? Why?
GANDALF: The ring is possessing them!
SAM: MR. FRODO!!! For your own safety, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!!!
GIMELY: Legolas, I love you man.


SAURON: Stupid ring. Who needs it, anyway?
FRODO: Hey sam have some more lembas
SAM: No thanks im trying to go on a diet
Amarillyss
GIMELY: Legolas, I love you man.


SAURON: Stupid ring. Who needs it, anyway?



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Arwen: HANDS OFF PRETTY BOY!!

Aragorn: o_O
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Questionable Genius

Gollum: Secretly...Smeagol...we love you my precious!!!!

Smeagol: Sorry, ...but...we have someone else...

Gollum: cry What? Who is it precious?

Smeagol: It's...its master!!!
Gandolph: i eats s**t...
Get it, Gandolph would say "eat" not "eats"
Sam: I don't eat s**t...
Get it, because hes a fat hobbit basterd...
Sauron: Okay, I'm really getting sick of being an eye, can someone please find the damn ring so that I can return to normal and die?!
smegol:my precious....ICE CREAM
frodo:smegol didn't you say the ring was your precious
smegol:nah i tried to eat but it too hard so i gave it the nice guy in black,hey look everythings on fire
frodo:0-o;.......crap
Arwen: You know what, Aragorn? I hate you.
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Merry: Here Pippin have another pint
Pippin: No thanks im trying to stay sober
pennysattack
Gandolph: i eats s**t...
Get it, Gandolph would say "eat" not "eats"
Sam: I don't eat s**t...
Get it, because hes a fat hobbit basterd...


Check out the spelling sticky. It's GANDALF. Or Mithrandir, if you prefer. Or Olorin... or others I can't possibly remember since they're not Elvish in some form or another... xd

Haldir: We've come to help you with this battle, Aragorn!

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