1. I don't like children because they ask too many questions, they don't listen, they are bratty, and they cry for little to no reason at all. Just today, a three-year-old boy grabbed my a**, and I wanted to punt him across my living room. I withheld because my sister's babysitting him, and if she gets fired, she will hunt me down and murder me with a stick. In short, children annoy me. BABIES however, are awesome. From 0 to around 6 months cuz that's when they start crawling and scooching. After that, I am so done.
2. WELL, in my case, no. My very first boyfriend (Who I am still seeing and have been with for almost 3 years) agrees with me that kids just really aren't us. The whining, and the brattiness...neither of us want to deal with it. I love that about him.
3. SOMETIMES they can have their cute moments, but for the most part, they are the evil demon spawn of Satan, and I will not play Rosemary.