Lilliana Skye
Deviant
xp
Imagine:
some guy: I am a decendant of Apollus!
another guy: yeah? prove it.
sg: uuhm.. there, did you see that, the day just got brighter!
ag: dude, a cloud moved..
sg: yeah! I did that!
ag: whatever
talk2hand Mother of Some Guy: Hey, Apollus...so about that child support xd
rofl
ON Jerry Springer:
Jerry: so jimmy, we have billy-bob in the back who has a secret that she wants to tell you.
Jim: okay, Jerry.
Billy-bob comes out holding a baby.
BB: Jimmy, This aint yow babeh.
Audience: ooh,ahh
Jimmy: well then whose is it?
BB: Apollus' !
Audience: woooooo!
Apollus walks ont to the stage and gives Billy bob a fat smootch.
Jim: You <beep> <beep> <beep>! I'm gonna <beep> your <beep>ing <Beep> <beep>!
Apollus Smites him
Apollus: yeah, wateva, I do what I want
talk2hand