Alrighty, so I FINALLY~ watched episode 4 last night and the only thing I can say is:
WERK DIDA, WORK YOU FILTHY BIIIIIITCH~!!!
That lipsync was fukken epic.
Now do that all the time gur!
Also ******** to Sharon for snatching anutha WIN!
Even when she thinks she didn't do her best she's STILL flawless.
I think Phi Phi was trying to sabotage her a bit but Sharon just sparkled irregardless of Phi Phi Pho Nanna Tee Tee.
I looooooove Sharon's voice. She should really get into at least voice acting because she has some serious talent. I wonder if she has a history in theatre? Anyways, Sharon as always is my favefavfave. She's deliciously macabre and entertaining.
Jiggly's video message from her brother made sad-water leak from my eeeeyes. ;_____;
She can be such a mean c**t but she's obviously been through a lot.
JUST REALIZE JIGGLY THAT WE LOVE YOU AND THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
Phi Phi REALLY gets on my nerves, especially when she jumps into the middle of a conversation and tries to hog the attention.
"HEEEYY I WAS BEAT UP TOOOO, POINT THE CAMAHRUHHHHHH AT MEHHHHHHH!"
She's talented and I thought her work in the infomercial was fierce, but damn gur chill out offstage.
I guess a lot of people were annoyed by Milan usurpin' control of the group from Kenya but honestly I think it was a good move, for reasons other than the "language barrier".
I think Kenya is GOW-JUSS and creative, but she just doesn't come off as very commanding or especially intelligent. She's not stupid, but Milan obviously has a more intellectual head on her shoulders and knows how to coordinate a group effort.
Kenya can't complain that Milan took control because Kenya LET Milan do that. Before her personal interview she was even peachy-keen about it. I think Kenya is an artist but probably not a leader.
On the Princess...
I am SO GLAD that lame b***h is gone. She was ********
boring and
unoriginal.
She's competent and I think she's better than most drag queens out there in terms of looks, but damn is she boring.
Sharon was absolutely right.
WHY THE ******** DID YOU NOT CHANGE YOUR VOICE!?
Like, his voice was so... BLAGH. Like one of the adults from a Charlie Brown cartoon.
"WAH WAH WAH, WAH WAH WAH WAAAAH."
No charisma, uniqueness, or nerve. There's
some talent there, but girl seriously needs to shake things up.
My pick for the next queen to get CHOPPED is Madame La-I-don't-care
She's whiny and has terrible taste. She's pretty, especially so for a plus-size girl, but damn she needs a personality implant.
ANYWAYS, super fun episode and once again I'm totally loving Ru's choices for praise and degradation.
I'll leave y'all with a quote from (surprisingly!) the Madame, showing some personality for once:
"
I feel pretty always, without it or with it"