As they entered the clearing, they were met with the sight of Dread turning one of the offending nobz into a steaming pile of festive red and green nob-goo.
"Hmmph. Goffz... Alwayz muckin' about when dey'ze shuld be actin'," Gunna remarked quietly to himself with a small frown and a disapproving shake of his head.
Then, the Eldar turned its attention towards them.
No... not wunna dem Eldar. Gunna thought.
Not tall enuff, no wraifbone ur shoiny gem-bitz, an' da smell iz wrong. ... Elf-dar, den.
And then, it
threatened him while asking him a question.
His head lowered as he smiled in manic glee showing his two biggest tusk-like teef, the insane glint in his eye that of a race whose psychotic need for warfare was genetically encoded into the core of their being. Adrenaline, endorphins, dopamine, and dozens of other chemicals flooded his system to prepare him for the coming fight the twiggy little challenger clearly wanted and his kind craved like a drug.
"Boss!? Interrogatin', not foightin'! Remember!?" Wingnut said quickly, a note of panic in his voice.
Gunna shook his head, clearing the battlelust from his system.
"A-hem... Roight... talkin' toim," he said quietly, still a bit disoriented from the biological cocktail coursing through his system.
Just then, Dread looked at the two of them, and held his hand in front of the Elf-dar, and spoke.
"Wraff an' Dread, iz it?" he said, looking first back to Wrath and then to Dread.
"Iz Oi lookin' fer a WAAAAAAAGH!? Hur hur hur." Gunna replied, with an amused quirk of his eyebrow.
"Now, den. Wut kinda proppa Ork isn' lookin' fer a good scrap, let alone a proppa WAAAAAGH?" he answered with a very Orky smirk.
"Course Oi is." he said, finally truly dropping his guard and giving as friendly of a big, toothy grin as an Ork can give.
"Now, afore we'z get ter introdukshuns, lemme get back ter answerin' da elf-dar'z question. 'E'z seemed so eager fer a scrap, earlier, it 'ad me all rarin' ter go an' fergettin' me mannerz." he said, looking back over at Wrath and grinning, the hunger for a fight still present in his eyes, although obviously being repressed.
"Now den... ' 'oo iz Oi allied to', eh?" he paused and scratched his iron gob in thought with his klawed hand, an old habit which now only resulted in the raspy screeching of metal on metal.
"If'z youz iz worried Oi iz runnin' wiff dem Goff nobz, youz shuldn' be. Lez jus' say dat me, bein' boff a Blood Axe an' a Big Mek, well, Oi'z has got a bit uv a 'istory wiff Goff Boyz, an' Nobz in partikular. An' lez jus' say dat dat history usually ends up wiff dem Goffz not 'avin' a future, if ya get me meanin'." he said while grinning at his own dark humor.
"No offenze ter prezent kompany, but dem Goffz don' loik any boyz what iz a bit odd gettin' big enuff ter be in charge uv anyfing - loik what 'appened 'ere" he added with a glance to Dread and a nod,
"an' deyz is bull-'eaded enuff ter fink deyz kin do sumptin' about it. Dere's a reason dat deir symbol iz a bullz 'ead. Jus' don' go finkin' every Ork iz da same, Elf-dar"
"But ter answer yer question, meself, Oi guess," he said with a shrug,
"dough you'z kuld say Oi'z iz between bosses at da moment. Doin' a bit uv 'dimenshunal freebootin'' youz kuld say fer da last six monfs. Not quite freebootin', dough, 'cause Oiz nevah stopped bein' a Blood Axe. An' not by choice, neivah, but dat'z a long story fer anuvva toim."
"Now, den." he reached over with his klaw to his right arm and worked a lever, then folded Da Beast back into its standby position so he could freely use his right hand if needed.
"Oi'z iz Big Mek Gunna Snazzbrainz uv da Blood Axes," he said while giving a rather sharp-looking salute, his feet coming to attention and his right hand clanging into the chest of his armor. He then gestured to the grot next to him.
"An' dis 'ere is Private Firs' Klass Wingnut da grot rigger, also uv da Blood Axes,"
Wingnut snaped the burna to his left shoulder and gave an equally proper salute, his right hand snapping quickly to his brow and back down, then nodding first to Wrath, and then to Dread.
"Ma'am, Sir. Pleazed ta meetcha." He then went back to holding the burna normally, watching the exchange intently while smiling his needle-toothed grin.
"Oi'z is da best mek in da whole uv da Blood Axez, an' Oi'z has seen an' made all da fings what Orkz has made, an' even wunz dat no uvver Ork has, ter boot. If you'z is lookin' fer a big mek, Oi's is da roight smart an' proppa choice. But firs', 'oo is we stompin'?" he asked, the hunger for battle once again soaking into his features.