Jakko was 6'10" and used a huge spanner as his weapon. He wore a ripped and grease-stained black, quilted leather sleeveless shirt underneath a studded leather vest with overly large coattails that draped almost to the backs of his knees. His massive green forearms were bare except for the covering of soot and engine grease that painted them black save for the streaks of green where rivulets of sweat had sloughed the caked-on filth off. His face was covered by a large, orange-painted, round metal helmet similar in design to a pumpkin which had glowing triangular lenses for the eyes that an observer might assume improved his vision. The mouth was a jagged cut in the metal, like the maw of a shark or other vicious great beast, and it spouted flames from two concealed tubes that wound down the sides of his neck, underneath his vest, and into a group of canisters on his belt, which was brown squig-leather with a buckle shaped liked crossed spanners. His pants and boots were black squig-leather: sturdy, yet unremarkable.
Jakko's bike was in the style of a Harley chopper, painted a shiny black with the piping, fuel tanks, and engine chromed. Each cylinder's exhaust had its own tube, each terminating at a different point on the bike, with no apparent pattern. These would shoot out continual gouts of flame and massive columns of soot while the vehicle was running.
Wakko was 7'. His forearms and hands from below the elbow and down were replaced by heavy, black prosthetics, and he had thick, iron chains wrapped around both arms that he could uncoil and extend to use as weapons, or leave as they were for devastating clotheslines or punches. His chest and arms were bare save for two black squig-leather straps that held two steel canisters on his back like a backpack. Each of these canisters was painted black, with orange caution stripes and ork glyphs denoting "Speed", "Waaagh", and "Lightning". Each also had a single tube that ran into his back, where the kidneys would be on a human. His pants were of black squig-leather, and they had a quilted pattern on the inside of his legs along his inner thighs from crotch to ankle, while the outer sides had a pattern of black and orange checks running the length of the left leg, and caution stripes in a band on his right. He had a large, pink liberty spike mohawk and wore a steel gas mask securely attached to his face via an array of straps. The mask was black, and had the voice amplifier on the front with the canister off to the right side. It was featureless, save for a pattern of orange, triangular checks in a "V" pattern down the front of the mask which incorporated the mask's two eyepieces into the pattern, which were also orange and triangular.
His bike looked like the demonic offspring of a Kawasaki superbike and orkish armor, painted in stunning blacks and oranges with spikes in all the right intimidating places.
Waldo "Wally" Zogoffski was 6'8". He wore what resembled a haggard, squig-leather night cap striped in alternating orange and black, fashioned into a hood with a stiff tail that meandered crazily upwards before drooping back down and ending festooned with a chromed steel spikey ball. His torso was armored with a laminar chestpiece with a high, gorget-like collar, its steel bands alternating orange and black, and his arms were armored in black-iron, riveted chain links. His boots and pants were white squig-leather, and the pants were decorated with a double-layer band of black-and-white checkers down the sides. His eyes had been replaced by almost comically large, black binocular-like prosthetic eyes. He wielded a large, spherical spiked flail attached to what appeared to be half an axle by three feet of heavy chain.
His bike was a heavily armored scooter with a stupidly large engine. Thick slabs of metal covered the front, and two large, black and orange striped tusks reminiscent of candy canes framed the most rude of orkish glyphs proudly displayed at the front and center of his bike.
Skully was 7' tall. He wore an open-face helmet shaped and painted like a giant, yellowed human skull with a single chrome Prussian spike on the top and black, squig-leather flaps that covered his ears and neck. His entire lower jaw was clearly bionik and skeletal in design, a gleaming chrome mandible, tusks and all. Every inch of flesh on his body was body painted white, and he wore an open, dirty tan leather vest which showed a very thick, fully metal, chromed rib-cage. His leggings were the same dirty tan leather as his vest, while his boots were a darker, muddier brown. He wielded a large, two-handed big choppa, unadorned and painted black, the blade polished to a silver sheen: wickedly long, straight, and cruel-looking with a jagged finish.
His bike looked like
this, but with heavier armor.
Bone 'ead was 7'6", had almost no neck due to his massive shoulder muscles (some of the only flesh still showing on his form), and was built like a tank, even for an ork. It looked like the skin on his head had been removed somehow, the bare bone now visible, and there were black-iron spike piercings on the top of his skull, like he had an evil morningstar for his head. He covered the rest of his face with a black bandanna with the skull's grin on it, the image marred only by the pair of dirty, yellowed tusks that pierced through it, and his eyes were replaced with a black visor prosthesis that was black and glowing orange. The rest of his body was obviously heavily augmented with bioniks and cybork parts: his pecs looked like they had been replaced with engine blocks, but whether they were prosthetic or some kind of eccentric armor one couldn't be sure; his torso and back were armored by large, segmented slabs of black iron; and his arms and legs were masses of steel, armored but otherwise uncovered. He wielded a large warhammer, the head of which was reminiscent of his skull.
His bike was more like a 4-wheeled ATV, with additional slabs of armor built into a slope along the front, and what appeared to be small jet engines supplementing his already massive engine strapped near the rear on the sides.
Mr. Skraps was 7'2". Covered in numerous scars, and with different shades of flesh from obvious "donations" all over his body, it was hard to tell what parts of him were original anymore. Probably none of him. It wasn't even certain if he was actually a nob by growth, or if those were merely the parts that were most readily available. He wore a ragged, brown squig-leather jacket and pants that looked just as stitched together and repaired as he was, with black boots with very thick soles. He wielded a large car axle that had been fashioned into a sturdy weapon at one point, but now appeared to have been bent, straightened (poorly), broken, and welded back together many times.
His bike was a jumbled patchwork of different styles, the only thing in common between them, other than their cobbled-together appearance, was the thickness and overall blockyness of their design, as if the mekaniak had just given up trying to make something with any style to it and just opted to make it as easy to fit replacements as possible.
Meaney was 6'10". He wore a black, modern looking motorcycle helmet with no visor and an orange saw-blade mohawk attached to his helmet. He wore a stylishly stitched together biker suit made out of black squig-leather with orange padding/armoring and tall, shiny black jackboots. He wielded a large car axle with wicked spikes welded through it, looking not unlike a massive spiked bat.
Miney was 6'6". He wore a very dark gray, almost black steel biker helmet, although the bottom of the helmet underneath the face mask jutted out in a wedge with a grille punched through it, accented with a painting of the gaping maw of a shark. He wore a studded black and dark gray padded biker suit with three sharp, orange-painted blade-like fins along his spine, black boots with orange straps, and mid-forearm length gloves with similar fins and straps. He wielded a large one-handed choppa with a v-shaped blade, serrated and bloody on the inside like the maw of a shark.
Moe was 6'9". He wore a black biker helmet with an orange-painted steel hockey mask welded onto the front. His black padded biker suit was ripped and tattered, showing bare green flesh underneath, but still looked fairly functional and protective. He wore ankle-height, but very thick ans sturdy looking black boots, and black fingerless gloves. He wielded a large, one-handed chopper that looked like a machete.
Meaney, Miney, and Moe's bikes all resembled armored dirtbikes, with painting and very minor styling fitting their themes.
"We'z da Halloweeners! Pleazah ta m-m-m-m-MEEEETCHA! YEAAAAAAH!!!"
The Shade of Casin rolled 1 20-sided dice:
15
Total: 15 (1-20)
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