• Pick your birth month:

    January: I ran shirtless with...
    February: I kissed...
    March: I slept with...
    April: I ran naked with...
    May: I cuddled with...
    June: I smoked dope with...
    July: I killed...
    August: I needed...
    September: I banged...
    October: I killed...
    November: I shot...
    December: I stabbed...

    Pick the day (number) you were born on:

    01: ...a camera...
    02: ...a dog...
    03: ...the Kool-Aid Man...
    04: ...a Spartan...
    05: ...a stripper...
    06: ...your mom...
    07: ...Barney the dinosaur...
    08: ...a prostitute...
    09: ...a pornstar...
    10: ...a bag of weed...
    11: ...my toothbrush...
    12: ...my crush...
    13: ...Santa Claus...
    14: ...a duck...
    15: ...a horse...
    16: ...A bowl of Fruit Loops...
    17: ...a meth junkee...
    18: ...a bisexual...
    19: ...a tampon...
    20: ...a man in a hot dog suit...
    21: ...a homeless guy...
    22: ...this hot dude/chick...
    23: ...my lover...
    24: ...an Easter egg...
    25: ...George Washington...
    26: ...Master Yoda...
    27: ...Spiderman...
    28: ...a Welshman...
    29: ...my postman...
    30: ...a glass of milk...
    31: ...a fluffy bunny...


    Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

    White: ...because I'm sexy like that.
    ~Black: ...because that's how I roll.
    Pink: ...because I'm just that amazing.
    Red: ...because you touch yourself at night.
    Blue: ...because I'm such a pimp.
    Purple: ...because I like pointy things.
    Gray: ...because I love sexual tension.
    Other: ...because my boobies are huge.
    Green: ...because it was for the good of the whole World.
    Orange: ...because I smoke crack
    Brown: ...because the little people told me to.
    Shirtless: ...because he broke through my damned wall!

    Mine is: I ran naked with a horse because you touch yourself at night.