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Zeren the Pokemorph Report | 05/24/2023 9:42 am

I've traveled fairly far up north in the past and I've never seen any up there. Too cold, I guess.

They're crawling all over the southeast, though. I recall they were nearly hunted to extinction in Louisiana at one point, now there's there's a bajillion of them in the Bayou. Not near the same pop density as where I live, at least.

Zeren the Pokemorph Report | 05/24/2023 6:24 am

You see them time to time up near where I live, too. Any large lake or river is likely going to have them.

Zeren the Pokemorph Report | 05/23/2023 1:34 pm

Know that feeling all too well. Not helping is that I'm sharing a border with Florida. Feels like only a matter of time before the hardcore crazy coming from down there spills upwards.

Zeren the Pokemorph Report | 05/23/2023 2:29 am

Social anxiety too, huh? XP

Zeren the Pokemorph Report | 05/22/2023 2:37 pm

Lots of upsides to rural living, but plenty of downsides to boot. One of them is that the chud-to-normal-people ratio is highly skewed. XD

Zeren the Pokemorph Report | 05/21/2023 2:22 pm

It's never taken me that long. But then again, I live in the middle of nowhere, so that might help.

Zeren the Pokemorph Report | 05/21/2023 2:02 pm

You never travel without a sword and good chainmail. Even to the DMV. The government loves it when you bring swords onto their property. :v

Zeren the Pokemorph Report | 05/21/2023 10:32 am

Hand-and-a-half swords look cool as ******** as well.

If these are quality pieces, the prices ranges aren't too bad. Definitely out of mine at the moment, mostly because that PS5 cleaned out the fun money part of my bank account. Thanks for the site, gonna bookmark this.

Zeren the Pokemorph Report | 05/21/2023 10:22 am

Had to google it. My god, that Scottish Dirk... emotion_drool

Zeren the Pokemorph Report | 05/21/2023 10:08 am

I reckon. Sure would love one with a head made out of Damascus steel, though.

All I need is a good shield and I'll also strike the fear of the gods into any home invader as well. :v