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 Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:31 pm
Name: Wilbur Archiebald Stalkman
Nickname: Willie, Archie, Baldie, Mr. Stalker, and most commonly by people who actually sort of like the guy, just Will.
Age: 22
Birthday: May 17th
Sign: Taurus
Gemstone: Emerald
Blood Type: A+
Fav. Food: Pistachios!
Hated Food: Drinks with bits of stuff in them; doesn't matter if it's chunks of fruit or chocolate chips, it's just plain nasty.
Profession: Mailman
Hobbies:
Theater - This is his one true passion in life. He routinely hits improv groups in the city, volunteers at the local theater, and takes acting classes when and where he can. If there's an audition for anything, from a movie to a diaper commercial to a bit part as a tree on stage somewhere, rest assured he's there. Unfortunately for him, he's a terrible actor no one appreciates raw talent and they're intimidated by him.
Social Media Wars - When he's not delivering letters and packages, since he's kind of obnoxious his friends are usually busy with work and school, and Will doesn't really see the point in going out alone, he spends a lot of his time on sites like Facebook, Tumblr, and more. Most of his time is spent updating his own fanpage and picking fights with people in the comments of political or entertainment articles. He gets really, really into this - if you don't hear from him for a few hours, he's probably locked in heated combat with someone over whether or not Johnny Depp is overrated.
Netflix - If he's not on the computer (or sometimes when he is), he's probably sitting in front of the TV watching hours upon hours of Netflix. He's the guy you can count on to know exactly what's coming to Netflix and when, and the same goes for what's leaving. He tries to take full advantage of his subscription by spending far too much time bundled in a blanket and indulging in some trashy horror movie or documentary.
Virtues:
Passionate - Will is the type of guy that feels strongly about things, and he gives his all to it. He does not do 'lukewarm' - either he loves something or he hates it, and he's bound to make sure you know it loud and clear. This goes for politics, news, people, anything and everything. (I'm not kidding, this guy runs at 110% at any given hour of the day.)
Ambitious - Yes, right now, he's a mailman. But he knows he's destined to become the greatest star the world's ever seen - and do you know what else? He's going to write an award winning autobiography about his struggles and accomplishments and he's going to be on all the talk shows and - this kind of goes hand-in-hand with his passionate nature. Will dreams big, and he dreams hard, and he does not give up no matter how impossible things may seem.
Articulate - Will might not be the best actor (don't tell him that), but he is extremely well-spoken. He tends to know the right words to say, when to say them, and he uses polished and refined language. If only he didn't get so damn over-dramatic whenever he was on stage, it might get him some more attention. His mother used to push him towards politics, but no, he had to go follow his dream and all. Now he just uses it to make excuses when he's slacking off at work.
Flaws:
Dramatic - This is not to be confused with the melodramatic show he puts out at every audition to the point of being comical. No, if Will drops his pen and stubs his toe, it's the worst day ever and the universe is completely out to get him. Someone didn't return his call? There must be something terribly, terribly wrong, like what if they died or their grandmother died or someone must have died. No, Will doesn't half-a** anything in life... which unfortunately means every little thing, good or bad, gets completely blown out of proportion to a ridiculous and emotional extent.
Egotistical - Will is a mailman, and not even an especially good mailman. But talk to him for any length of time and you'll find he thinks he's god's gift to the planet. He's an underrated actor who is dashingly handsome and could probably own any field he decided to go into, really. He makes it abundantly clear that people should be happy to have time around, and for as strong as his feelings are, it's rather painfully easy to play into this and manipulate him when his greatest passion by far is himself.
Oblivious - Nobody really likes this guy. Nobody thinks this guy can act. He's annoying and he's loud and he likes to think he's everyone's best friend. Will, however, just keeps trucking on as though he has no idea. Whether he's actually just that blind to people's open contempt for him or just really adept at ignoring it is anyone's guess. More than that, he can't read people's moods, he can't tell when he should leave, and he just generally makes a royal pain out of himself on a regular basis. Not only does that make him extra annoying, but it also manages to destroy pretty much every legitimate tie to people he actually makes.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:33 pm
 Negaverse Alias: Lieutenant Kainite Challenge: You're soda pressing. // Is this real life, or is this just Fanta sea? WeaponLieutenant: It's a soda cup. Is there actually soda inside? - if there is it's probably not very tasty. Captain: A dagger. The handle is fashioned after the straw while the guard resembles the lid. The blade itself is magical, and looks like it is made out of actual soda-pop, bubbling and fizzling. It inflicts a distracting sizzle wherever it cuts, and a distracting tickle where it does not. Lasts about 10 seconds. The material is the blade is not strong enough to be lethal. General: The dagger shifts to a short-sword of similar design, just more elaborate. Tingle/sizzle still occurs, lasts about 20 seconds!
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Posted: Wed Mar 06, 2019 6:09 pm
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