• tab CHAPTER 5: lol, internet

    tab Having won the disco dance duel by default, because Rickshaw attacked Mr. T, (Even though it was Mr. T that jumped off of Rickshaw’s head first) He wins and gets to keep the Tide. He escapes with his life, and the Tide. The R-Team must now find another way to recover the Tide. The Tide Lady then comes up with a suggestion. “Next let’s wash the napkins!” However, it is impossible to wash the napkins, any other detergent would tear the napkins. Next, He wonders why, but he has the feeling he’s being watched. Rickshaw then suddenly gets attacked by Ronald McDonald driving a blue car pointing his finger in the air. Rickshaw, who was protected by his invincible Rickshaw hat, gets up from the assault unharmed. Was that an assassin? Was it a careless driver? Or was it some crazy clown who escaped an insane asylum?

    tab And so, to find more clues about Mr. T and his hideout, they give chase to Ronald McDonald. Rickshaw and the R-Team plans to begin to assault on Ronald McDonald, but first they must find out where he goes. After some brief research, Hammy found out that Ronald McDonald has been going around attacking people at random while saying “lol, internet”. A goat appears and begins to eat some grass underneath them. Their first clue! After an attack, a goat appears to eat the grass around the victims.

    tab The R-Team searches the town for Ronald McDonald, hoping to capture him or steal his car for use against Mr. T. They find a person who appears to have been attacked by Ronald McDonald, a goat eating corn next to him. Rickshaw asks the person, “Hey, you alright? Who did this to you?” The person turns out to be Poncho, who was attacked by Ronald McDonald while trying to escape THE ENFORCER. Poncho then replies to Rickshaw “I was attacked by a clown. He was pointing his finger in the air, perhaps he’s pointing at DISCOTHEQUE, that new moon that’s orbiting the earth. I think I heard him say ‘lol, internet’ or something...” Rickshaw understands the situation. Ronald McDonald attacks at random. So he waits for his next attack.
    A month passes and Ronald McDonald has attacked many people, but he has yet to attack the R-Team, The R-Team can’t get any clues until they capture Ronald McDonald, and will get nowhere. One day, However, The crazy clown drives by and prepares to hit Rickshaw, Rickshaw with his awesome Battle Rickshaw and Rickshaw hat avoids getting hit by the Clown with a reckless driving habit. Rickshaw engages an epic battle with Ronald McDonald, each trying to stop each other from moving. Rickshaw’s pure determination, However was able to defeat the crazed clown. His trusty Rickshaw hat shielded him from impact, and successfully stopped the Crazed fast food mascot’s movement.

    tab After capturing Ronald McDonald, The R-Team begins to interrogate him. “What are your motives?” Asks Rickshaw. “Ran Ran Ruuu!” Replies Ronald McDonald. This looks like it isn’t gonna work out easily, but with determination Rickshaw can get the answers he wants. “What are your motives?” asks Rickshaw once again. The Same answer comes out. “Ran Ran Ruuu!” This is starting to get repetitive. So, he decides to launch him into the sun, via THE ENFORCER CANNON (Patent Pending). Then, through a stroke of luck, Poncho passes by. “THE ENFORCER is after me! I must escape!” They hide Poncho in the Battle rickshaw and THE ENFORCER appears. Wearing a beanie hat and an odd pair of aviator shades, he asks the R-Team, “Excuse me, have you seen Poncho? I need to launch him back to Mexico via my ENFORCER CANNON (Patent Pending)” Rickshaw’s plan is now in action. “Here’s your Poncho” He says, holding up Ronald McDonald. “I think it’d be more effective if you launched him into the sun.”

    tab And so, he did. THE ENFORCER put Ronald McDonald into the ENFORCER CANNON (Patent Pending), and launched Ronald McDonald into the sun. He hits DISCOTHEQUE instead and then he rebounds off the Moon (The first one) and he transforms into a Tim Horton’s Restaurant on the moon.

    tab “That’s it!” Bromley exclaims, as he made a sudden realization on Mt. T’s location, after successfully launching Ronald McDonald into orbit. “Mr. T is hiding in his hideout! It’s located in Singapore!” And so, they realize they are closer to their destination than they thought. They stopped their journey to America, and begin to comb Singapore for Mr. T’s possible hideout.