• Have you ever realized how all of these faries that come when you are sleeping, or our holiday mascots are either stalkers or perverts? Some of them are just plain weird! Like the tooth fairy, she comes when you are asleep, puts her hand underneath your pillow, takes your tooth, and leaves you money. Who knows where it gets the money? It's probally stolen anyways. Oh, and while we are at it! Santa Claus is not only a atalker, he's a pervert! "Ho Ho Ho!" Santa sure does like his hos. And the stalker part? He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake he knows when you've been bad or good. What is he doing, looking into our windows? Now, that's just creepy. Not to mention, he breaks into your house, and then leaves you 'presents.' Well, to the kids. Those toys are probally stolen too, because I don't see any handmade toys in there. So, now he's a *****. Next on the list of perverts is Cupid! Yes, Cupid.What does he do? He shoots people in the butt with arrows, and then proceeds to make them fall in love. Can you imagine how many butts he gets to stare at all day? And, he wears a stupid diaper. He's just a baby! I would hate to know what his parents are like, they're probally worse! Then there is the Easter Bunny. A magical talking bunny who also breaks into your house, and leaves some wrapped, and unwrapped candy in your basket. (Ever notice how you poop alot on Easter, I think there is something in the candy.) Didn't our parents ever tell us not to take candy from strangers.