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    Rolling_Cheesecake!!
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    Introductions are needed, no?
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    Hiya,hey,howdy,what's up,yo yo yo, and welcome to my pretty,pretty profile. You know the game 'Pretty, Pretty Princess? Well, I don't know if you've heard, but the inspiration for that game? That was me. I know what you're thinking,"Yeah right" ,right? To tell you the truth, I lied. I am not a princess but I do look pretty snazzy. Anywho, my name is Katie but you may call me whatever you wish. Katie,K-sizzle,Cheese,Cheesecake,Roll head,Turd face? It's all good. You got a name, go ahead and call me it. I accept everything except Katherine and Katie-kins(which is reserved only for Kitten240). So, if you wish to call me either of those names, please don't be alarmed when my evil monkey minions from hell come knockin' on your door wearin' a girl scout uniform. I'd like to tell you my age but I don't feel like lettin' a bunch of old farts know how old I happen to be. I enjoy long romantic walks on the beach and wearing my pants below my bottom like a G. I'm a vegetarian so please don't offer me any virtual meat products. In conclusion, I would like to say that a vote for Katie is a vote for a better future!! <br />
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    Favorite Word- Forsooth<br />
    Favorite Imaginary Boyfriend- Francois<br />
    Favorite-ish Activity- Trash talking with my Girl Scout buddies<br />
    Favorite way to waste time- Computer<br />
    Things I like- Making cool haiku's, talking, chewing gum, talking with a british accent, cussing like a sailor, and many other things.<br />
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    P.S-- <br />
    I am also in a band. We are called HIV aka Hitler Impersonators Vomit. I have written a haiku about it. If we had any real songs, I'm sure you'd love us. In fact, you would've already heard about us.<br />
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    Our band is the best<br />
    The keytar solos are ace<br />
    Play that triangle!<br />
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    P.S.S or P.P.S (I'm not sure which)--<br />
    Do you see all those sexy people under my Friends section? I will, kindly, ask you not to fuck with them. I love them all equal amounts and something very bad will happen if you mess with them. I have been trained in the way of the Couch Potato. This is your first and final warning. They're all lovely people, I'm sure they love it if you decided to randomly give them a hug or say hello.
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