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Here are some things about me!<br />
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Color- Neon green, hot pink<br />
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Books- Diary of a Wimpy Kid Dog Day, Chicken Soup for Preteen Soul<br />
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Hair- Black and ( Brown in the light)<br />
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Eyes- Brown<br />
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B-Day- 8/12<br />
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Fake friends: Never ask for food. <br />
True friends: Are the reasons you have no food. <br />
Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs <br />
True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM <br />
Fake friends: Will bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. <br />
True friends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn!We ******** up ... but that was fun right?!" <br />
Fake friends: Have never seen you cry. <br />
True friends: Will cry with you <br />
Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. <br />
True friends: Will keep your stuff so long they forget its your's. <br />
Fake friends: Know only a few things about you. <br />
True friends: Could write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. <br />
Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. <br />
True friends: Will kill everyone in the crowd that left you. <br />
fake friends: Would knock on your front door. <br />
True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" <br />
Fake friends: Are for a while. <br />
True friends: Are for life. <br />
Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. <br />
True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Yo....*hic* drink the rest of that you know we don't waste things." <br />
Fake friends: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you. <br />
True friends: Will knock them right on there butts <br />
Fake friends: Will read this. <br />
True friends: Will steal this <br />
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~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />
1.Get 24 boxes of deodorant and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. <br />
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. <br />
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. <br />
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens. <br />
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. <br />
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. <br />
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. <br />
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?" <br />
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. <br />
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. <br />
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. <br />
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. <br />
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" <br />
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, go into the fetal position and scream.."NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" <br />
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! <br />
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"<br />
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~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~~~~ <br />
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HILARIOUS <br />
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters. <br />
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.." <br />
#3 razz ut a Dora The Explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!" <br />
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!" <br />
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