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  • Artist Info: anyone who cares may listen.<br />
    I'm 877 years old, live in The international Orginization of Platypii's basement, eat molten cornstarch, and have a PhD in all forms of the legal business. No, i will not due free consultations and i am currently occupied as both a supreme court justice and a prosecutor.<br />
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    Conspiracy theories:<br />
    1. Dora the explorer uses Garneir Fructis anti frizz solution! and you thought .....the "natural" hair was due to no work whatsoever!<br />
    2. Undertakers steal most of their clothes from corpses! scandal! Hearsay! .....use of the satanic arts! BAH!<br />
    3. slinkies are actually soviet intelligence transmitting devices! they're stealing ....your secrets right from under your nose!<br />
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    To whom it may concern)))<br />
    ~currently, i am the cause of Smallpox, Ebola, and Bubonic plague. if anyone has any converse remarks on these, please leave them to yourself. i would rather not indulge in your distaste. Feel free to post pictures in my comments containing others' pain at my hand.<br />
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    any other intelligence is hereby restricted by the United States CDC. To contact and receive more information about this, please call 555-555-5666.<br />
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    ~I'm Ralf Nader and i approve this message.
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