GAIAN RECIPES!

[srgagh]

ElDestructo

catalyste

Yeata Zi

If you can find a gaian named bob, you can make these:

Shish Kabob

* 4 large tomatoes
* 4 onions
* 2 green peppers
* 2 red peppers
* 16 skewers
* Salt and pepper
* 4 pounds of Bob

Instructions: Slice the tomatoes, peppers and onions into small chunks. Remove 4 pounds of meat from the flank of Bob. Dice the meat into 1-inch cubes. Take the skewers and alternate pieces of Bob with the vegetables. The ratio should be 2 pieces of vegetable for 1 piece of Bob.

Oh, I love shish kaBobs!

Shouldn't it be Shiska Bob? question

Poor Bob D:

haha...yeah...either way he's delicious. -goes off to look for Bob- Xb

[fishynaruto]

fried noobs:
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ingredients:
•10 n00bs
•zurg energy drinks
•tamato sause
•alien potatoes

Kill 10 n00bs put them on a friying pan then put in the alien potatoes and tomato sauce. spin them round and round in the pan. Organise it in the plate and serve with
zurg energy drinks.

voila!

[IsisL]

I thought of one...

Gaian stew

5 Gaian heads...
Scattered body parts
Essence of Gaia as the liquid (Ground gaians up to the finest particles and liquify them...)

Hopefully you find this helpful

[[Bloody Angel]]

I KNOW HOW THE HUMANS TASTE THE BEST. YOU NEED:

2 [SMALL] HUMANS
2 ONIONS
1 PAPRIKA
SALT, PEPPER, MUSHROOMS AND WATER

WASH HUMANS, THEN TAKE OFF THEIR HAIR, SLIT THEM IN SMALL PIECES, BLEND THEM WITH ONION AND PAPRIKA, THROW IT INTO THE WATER AND BOIL.

[Yumitoko]

newbie muffins


yum!

ingreedience:
brown newbie hair 500g
flour 1kg
sugar 100g
10 newbie eyeballs
chicken eggs 2
water 100ml
cows butter (salted) full bar


mix the flour with the butter till it's thick,
then mix in the sugar,
then the brown hair to give better taste and look,
add eggs and water.
get a baking tin and put it in...put eyeballs on top.
put in oven for 30 mins gas mark 4...then you have your newbie muffins.


(newbies taste better and they are esyer to get)

[Endoh Emi]

Lanzer Hamburger

Ingredients:
Salt
Pepper
Lanzer (preferred alive, thank you.) ninja
Buns
Soy Sauce
Garlic
Onion
Salad
Tomatoes
Pickles
Ketchup
Mustard

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1) Tickle Lanzer.
2) Beat him to death with a baseball bat.
3) Grind him up with a grinder. (This is the part where he dies)
4) Then satay ... Lanzer with pepper, soy sauce, and salt. If necessary, feel free to sprinkle some Paprika!
5) Grill Lanzer at 400 degrees, for 1 hour straight.
6) Get buns, place Lanzer between the buns.
7) Cut up salad, onion, tomatoes, and garlic and place them all around Lanzer.
cool Cut up pickles into smaller pieces, and place them around Lanzer.
9) Ta-da! If necessary, feel free to sprinkle in more pepper! To achieve maximum taste, use Ketchup and Mustard! Hmm, yum!

YUM!

[squishtastic psycho pop]

noob pie
3 and 20 noob's
pie shell
nutmeg
brown sugar
water
ostrich egg

miw everything but the pie shell together.pour it all in the shell and bake until the noobs stop crying and godmodding. serve with reddiwhip

[Slig Storm]

Weeaboo Pie:
1 weeaboo

Blend the weeaboo into a fine cream.Put in a pie pan and cover with a crust sprinkled with cinnamon.Bake for twelve minutes.Tastes very sweet.

[Yoko Froggy]

Cid High-Wind

rofl

To make alien stew-

Ingrediants:
1 alien 05

Use a knife and stab 05 in the heart. Dump his body over a cliff. Best if done at night. biggrin

How dare you!!! We must never kill 05, he is too great. Now if someone else were to be killed, we wouldn't care stare

[Voiletwis]

Hey 05 if you making us in to food. Just don't eat a Noob's brain. Their brain is too squshy and doesn't have a right mind. Here something you might like.

Noob Meat Pie: make two pies
2 Noobs (Make sure they are not newbie)
2 med. onion chopped fine
2 carrot - sliced thin
6 med. potatoes cut up into small pieces
1 tsp. ground cloves
2 tsp. sage
2/4 tsp. pepper
2/4 tsp celery salt
2/4 tsp. onion powder

Cut up the Noobs, but leave the brain alone. Use everything of the noobs (bones and skin). Cook all the ingredients in frying pant about 1/2 hour until the potatoes are cooked. Drain excess fat. Put in unbaked pie shell with top crust. Bake at 400 degrees about 30 min, until crust is baked and filling hot.

Now for the brain try do some exerience on it. blaugh

[PinkAngel7]

05 i have a recipe for you! i hope you like it!

chocolate chip noob muffins

ingrediants

-3 medium sized noobs
-3/4 cup of sugar
-2 eggs(from any species)
-2 cans of Zurg
-2 cups of flour
-1tbs or baking soda
-1tsp salt
-3/4 cupchocolate chips

Instructions

-preheat oven to 350ºF
-seperate noob from fat
-cream together noob fat, Zurg, and sugar untill fluffy
-beat in 1 egg at a time
-debone noobs and grind bones untill they are like powder
-in a seperate bowl, sift together flour, salt, baking soda and ground noob bone
-mash noob
-add mashed noob and dry ingrediants alternately and cream mixture.
-fold in chocolate chips
-spoon batter into greased muffin tins
-bake for 25 minuits or untill firm
makes 25-30 muffins
if you are allergic to noob, you may use bananas instead

[Legend_of_Deadwolf]

Viva La Resistance!!!!

You wont be eating me, thats for sure. Mess with me, and I'll eat you!!!!

[Legend_of_Deadwolf]

Legend_of_Deadwolf

Viva La Resistance!!!!

You wont be eating me, thats for sure. Mess with me, and I'll eat you!!!!

Deadwolf's Dead Wolf

Ingredients include:

A dead wolf
Deadwolf

Take a dead wolf and the real Deadwolf and smash them together. Add lemon juice, smirnoff vodka, and two pounds of sugar. Stir and chill. May come in pieces, whole, or a paste, but guarranteed to make someone feel more powerful than before.

But in order to make this, you got to get me, and you wont do it unless you catch me.

[Amiyashi Yuzi]

try gaian sashimi

Ingredients:

Sashimi:

any number of Gaian innards, limbs(note, limbs will have hairs on them, be sure to skin and shave the limbs) and brains

Dipping Sauce:

5 pints of Gaian blood
3 pints of brain juice (blend 2 pounds of brains until it becomes a liquid)
3 pints of soy sauce
6 teaspoons of sugar

Preparing:

cut the parts of gaian into bite sized peices, then chill it to a temperature that would kill the germs. serve with sauce

Sauce preperation

mix all the ingredents together until the sugar dissolves, serve

Feeds 1-any number of Zurgs (depends on how much zurgs are eating, and their stomach sizes)