GAIAN RECIPES!

[Sara Hysaro]

rofl

Shame you have to kill a gaian though...well maybe we can use the spare jerks the gaian jerky didn't manage to kill.

[Theorix]

But worth the kill anyway. I think we need a determined gaian for my recipes.

[Sara Hysaro]

Yeah, most likely. But who shall be the sacrifice?

[Lyca_Watyre]

'Me-Stew'
Written by: Shel Silverstein

I have nothing to put in my stew, you see,
Not a bone or a bean or a black-eyed pea,
So I'll just climb in the pot to see
If i can make a stew out of me.
I'll put in some pepper and salt and I'll sit
In the bubbling water-I won't scream a bit.
I'll sing while I simmer, I'll smile while I'm stewing,
I'll taste myself often to see how I'm doing.
I'll stir me around with this big wooden spoon
And serve myself up at a quarter to noon.
So bring out your stew bowls,
You gobblers and snackers.
Farewell-I hope you enjoy me with crackers.

I hope you enjoyed our trip back to Where the Sidewalk Ends. I felt this poem fitting since so many seem willing to serve themselves up as dinner.

[wiggicj1]

ufos a cool so awesome

[Saimyre]

Sara Hysaro

Zurg_3.1415926535

We can't eat Lanzer. He's lord emperor of Gaia.
You'll start an intergalactic incident, you crazy idiot.

Eh? you're not talking to me, right?

No, I'm talking to the NPC character who wants to cook Lanzer.

[Sara Hysaro]

Zurg_3.1415926535

Sara Hysaro

Zurg_3.1415926535

We can't eat Lanzer. He's lord emperor of Gaia.
You'll start an intergalactic incident, you crazy idiot.

Eh? you're not talking to me, right?

No, I'm talking to the NPC character who wants to cook Lanzer.

Okay. Just making sure.

[Sara Hysaro]

Lyca_Watyre

'Me-Stew'
Written by: Shel Silverstein

I have nothing to put in my stew, you see,
Not a bone or a bean or a black-eyed pea,
So I'll just climb in the pot to see
If i can make a stew out of me.
I'll put in some pepper and salt and I'll sit
In the bubbling water-I won't scream a bit.
I'll sing while I simmer, I'll smile while I'm stewing,
I'll taste myself often to see how I'm doing.
I'll stir me around with this big wooden spoon
And serve myself up at a quarter to noon.
So bring out your stew bowls,
You gobblers and snackers.
Farewell-I hope you enjoy me with crackers.

I hope you enjoyed our trip back to Where the Sidewalk Ends. I felt this poem fitting since so many seem willing to serve themselves up as dinner.

Oh my God, I have that book! I love that book, I used to read it all the time!

And yes, it is fitting here.

[Theorix]

Sara Hysaro

Yeah, most likely. But who shall be the sacrifice?

I know! Lanzer! It's better to kill us all than to kill the zurg only.

[Sara Hysaro]

R o k a k u

Sara Hysaro

Yeah, most likely. But who shall be the sacrifice?

I know! Lanzer! It's better to kill us all than to kill the zurg only.

What, you want to eradicate both races? What's left then, the cows?

Note, I might be misinterpreting your post so don't get too upset.

[Theorix]

Sara Hysaro

R o k a k u

Sara Hysaro

Yeah, most likely. But who shall be the sacrifice?

I know! Lanzer! It's better to kill us all than to kill the zurg only.

What, you want to eradicate both races? What's left then, the cows?

Note, I might be misinterpreting your post so don't get too upset.

Ooh... Cows... That's better! But the sad part is that I will be a bear when I die. According to a certain quiz.

[Theorix]

Gaiana Split!

Ingredients:

1 Gaian
1 Whip of Ice
2 Ice Cream Flavors
2 Bananas
1 Cherry
2 Ice Cream Cones

How to make:
1.Lash the gaian until He/She is dead
2. Freeze the gaian. Wait for 12 hours.
3. Make Crushed Ice Out of the gaian
4. Put the Ice cream in the bowl
5. Mix it to turn it into the whipped cream
6. Slice the bananas in half. Like this <==CUT THIS PART==>
7.Put in the Ice cream.
8. Put the bananas in a cross formation
9. Apply the cherry.
10. Add the cones, Make It look like some eyes.

How to eat:
1. Take the banana.Cherry,cones off.
2.Eat all the ice cream
3. BRAIN FREEZE.
4.Eat all the things you took out
5.Choke.
6.Drop dead
7.The End.

[Sara Hysaro]

R o k a k u

Sara Hysaro

R o k a k u

Sara Hysaro

Yeah, most likely. But who shall be the sacrifice?

I know! Lanzer! It's better to kill us all than to kill the zurg only.

What, you want to eradicate both races? What's left then, the cows?

Note, I might be misinterpreting your post so don't get too upset.

Ooh... Cows... That's better! But the sad part is that I will be a bear when I die. According to a certain quiz.

Sounds like a silly quiz.

[Theorix]

Sara Hysaro

R o k a k u

Sara Hysaro

R o k a k u

Sara Hysaro

Yeah, most likely. But who shall be the sacrifice?

I know! Lanzer! It's better to kill us all than to kill the zurg only.

What, you want to eradicate both races? What's left then, the cows?

Note, I might be misinterpreting your post so don't get too upset.

Ooh... Cows... That's better! But the sad part is that I will be a bear when I die. According to a certain quiz.

Sounds like a silly quiz.

Yeah. My sister will be a baboon when she dies. According to her. rofl

[Sara Hysaro]

R o k a k u

Sara Hysaro

R o k a k u

Sara Hysaro

R o k a k u

Sara Hysaro

Yeah, most likely. But who shall be the sacrifice?

I know! Lanzer! It's better to kill us all than to kill the zurg only.

What, you want to eradicate both races? What's left then, the cows?

Note, I might be misinterpreting your post so don't get too upset.

Ooh... Cows... That's better! But the sad part is that I will be a bear when I die. According to a certain quiz.

Sounds like a silly quiz.

Yeah. My sister will be a baboon when she dies. According to her. rofl

So I guess she'll be a female Rafiki. I wonder what I will be when I die...