GAIAN RECIPES!

[Allynna]

Lyca_Watyre

Trali

Lyca_Watyre

hahaa, fun. Hey Trali, we eat Ambrosia at our house too!

Don't you think he should give me a chance

I think so. Besides, if he's trying to be threatening it isn't working much. He's making me hungry.

He's just making me more curious about him, like what created this idea to try and eat gaians to begin with, we make MUCH BETTER campanions anyway. I think it's a cry for attention.

[Vlx]

Human and alien food for turtles. >=D
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Ingrediants:

2 Aliens(one needs to be a baby) 3nodding
1 Human 3nodding
1 Pound of grass 3nodding
2 Sacred leafs
Parsley
1 Pound of worms 3nodding






Instructions:

Take the human and the the aliens
and juice them until their type of blood
comes out.Save the blood in seperate
container's and put the alien's blood in
the freezer and the humans blood in the
oven for about 15 minutes and cook it at
the highest tempature possible!!!
Now take the meat and chop it all up and
mix it all together BUT!!!Save the baby (thats
dead) and keep it in another area.Now take
the pound of worms and put them in a bowl
ALIVE.Put the pound of grass on the worms
and mix them together.Now take the
meat and put it in the MICROWAVE for
about 20 minutes.Now get the blood and mix
them together then serve it as a beverage.
Now get the meat and simply sprinkle little
bits of it in the bowl.Now take the 2 sacred
leafs and simply put them in the bowl.Now
take the parsley and sprinkle it on the food!
Now for the baby!Smash it until it turns
very very VERY soft.Now roll it until it turns
into something VERY thin.Now cut some of
it up and make some creseants!!!Whoot!
Now serve the dinner/lunch out to your
family/friends/guests!!!!



^^ Hope you luffed it!

(Mostly only for turtles)

[Slig Storm]

Roast Grombie:
One grombie
Grunny sauce

Cut off the grombies head.Take out all the innards and bake them in a pie for dessert.Roast the grombie,then cover with grunny sauce.Enjoy.
(Make sure the grombie is dead once and for all before you cook it)

[Vlx]

Slig Storm

Roast Grombie:
One grombie
Grunny sauce

Cut off the grombies head.Take out all the innards and bake them in a pie for dessert.Roast the grombie,then cover with grunny sauce.Enjoy.
(Make sure the grombie is dead once and for all before you cook it)

evil GRUNNYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!!!
AND I EAT ALIENS AND HUMANS!!! >=O

[Shirtless Ben]

GAIAN GINGER-CRUNCHIES

ingredients
1-5 gaians, depending on availability
12 cups ZURG(tm) energy drink
quater teaspoon nutmeg.
1...chunk of ginger
1 cat, for the sake of it.

Method
1. grab a cow, put him in a room with the gaians for a week. feed the cow, but not the gaians. when they faint, begin step 2.

2.preheat your oven to 190 degrees celcius. grate the ginger into a bowl. gradually stir in the ZURG and nutmeg. coat the gaians in catnip.

3. unleash the cat.

4. throw the cat into the oven for ten minutes while you marinade the gaians in the zurg/ginger mix . take the cat out and throw it into the marinade with the gaians.

5. after an hour, bake the meat for about 20 mins, or until it's cooked to your liking. best served with admin sauce, or chips.

[Toastie Tomo]

Gaian Shiskabob


Ingrediants:
Female Gaian
Roasted Chicken
Onion
Carrot
Cheese
Pineapple


1. Cut your female Gaian into slices, Your only going to need 2-3 slices.
2.Roast a Chicken (make sure its alive) for 2 hours.
3.Cut the onion,carrot, cheese and pineapple into any shape you like.(BEWARE:The onion may make you cry)
4.Grab a long Shiskabob stick, and place all the ingrediants on the stick in any order you like.

And Ta-Daa!!!
You have a great Gaian Shiskabob
3nodding

[Vlx]

:0

DIE HUMAN AND ALIENS!!!!

[Full-Metal_Paladin]

come to my Forum, hopefully we can find meaning in this confusing situation

Gaian Invasion Intellegence Buereau {GIIB}

[Slig Storm]

TuRtLeDeMoN

Slig Storm

Roast Grombie:
One grombie
Grunny sauce

Cut off the grombies head.Take out all the innards and bake them in a pie for dessert.Roast the grombie,then cover with grunny sauce.Enjoy.
(Make sure the grombie is dead once and for all before you cook it)

evil GRUNNYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!!!
AND I EAT ALIENS AND HUMANS!!! >=O

Wait until you see my recipe for turtle soup.

[shadowSTAR 69]

first i rip out their hearts and put it in a bowl of boiling waterr
and i eat it like an egg
then i eat their intestines like spaghetti and eyes like meatballs
and all that good stuff

[joey queen of the dur]

Dagger Klinge

Umm...uhhh....something about stew...I have a recipe for noob stew.

OMG WHERE DID U GET THAT BELIEVERS CARDDD! I am a beliver I BELIEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE

[Vlx]

Slig Storm

TuRtLeDeMoN

Slig Storm

Roast Grombie:
One grombie
Grunny sauce

Cut off the grombies head.Take out all the innards and bake them in a pie for dessert.Roast the grombie,then cover with grunny sauce.Enjoy.
(Make sure the grombie is dead once and for all before you cook it)

evil GRUNNYS ARE MY FRIENDS!!!!
AND I EAT ALIENS AND HUMANS!!! >=O

Wait until you see my recipe for turtle soup.

>.>

[DarkForgoten Fallen Angel]

Dagger Klinge

Umm...uhhh....something about stew...I have a recipe for noob stew.

awsome!

[BloodRedOreo]

Recipe for 1337 stew
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1. 1Dark forgotten fallen angel
2. 1Bloodredoreo
3. 1xXxYuki-SamaxXx
4. an alian for a cook
Mash all together into liquid and pour into bowl