GAIAN RECIPES!

[-Anii Chan-]

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cheese dip:


cheese
hot stove

[[Tyr]]

[Gaian Duck Fillet]

Ingredients:
1 [D u c k y]
1 egg
4 teaspoons of lemon juice
1 Divinite
2 ducks
1 cup of green peppers
3 teaspoons of garlic


Steps to make:
1. Take out 1 8x12" pan and a large bowl
2. knock [D u c k y] and Divinite unconcious before continueing
3. Squeeze [D u c k y] into the bowl followed by doing the same to Divinite in the same bowl
4. Add the 4 teaspoons of lemon juice, the cup of green peppers, 3 teaspoons of garlic and the egg to the bowl
5. Mix all the ingredients in the bowl (if needed use a blender) till the ingredients are in a liquid-like state
6. Place the two ducks on the pan
7. take the mixure from the bowl and sautay the two ducks in the mixture to add flavor to the duck
8. Put the duck in the oven at 350 degrees Farenheit and cook for at least 1 hour.
9. Take out of the oven and prepare the ducks how you please

Serves: up to 4 aliens
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hope you like my recipe

[GrimlockusPrime]

gaian pie
ingreadients
(i cant spell lol)
1. one stuffed gaian
2. hot sauce
3. pie crust

then you just put them all in a pan then serve rofl

[Ellesar Di`Carso]

xDDD

[TheWorse]

Why cook them when you could eat them alive?
Y'know, eat their organs right in front of them. That'd be crazy.

[[Random_Typ0]]

This is a family favorite and great for parties, I call it "People gel"
To make it this is the recipe:

2 3kg bags of jelly
20 metric cups of hot water
100-150 people.
method:
finley dice people and mix them with hot water and jelly, then leave it to set in a cold environment for 1 hour.
Take it out when time is up and serve in small bowls.

[Strawberry-Plum]

Gaian Tossed Salad.

3-4 gaians.
Seasonings
Cutter
Skiner
Masher
Sucker

Get 3-4 Gaians and skin them. Suck out their body liquids for sauce. Remove the bones. Any extra organs make fine additions. Take the skin and cut it up into small lettuce-sized peices (this is the lettuce). Cut up the organs for fine additions and add them. Mash up the bones small sized chunks, but not powder. Mix the body fluids (don't forget the blood and fat juices) and stir them up. Add seasoning. Spread over salad and add the bone chunks. TOSS. TOSS UNTIL SATISFIED.

Serves 1-2 Zurgs. biggrin

[Psyco_Pedestrian]

Here is a recipe I learned when I was a kid.
I'd love to say it was passed down from generation to generation, but no.

My recipe for German Choclate cake
Ingredients

1 pound of baker's chocolate
1 Human cake mix
1 German

Instructions
Follow directions on the cake mix box, if you can't read it, have the German read it for you.
Have german eat chocolate and butcher him.
Gut and mix vital organs with cake mix.
Bake for 15-19 minutes at 425 degrees
Serves three

German disco artists are recomended because they have an extra 'kick'.

[x-Neon Stitches-x]

Captain Sack

I think you will find the most popular recipe here would be 'Pickled Gaian'.

Ingredients:

1 part Gaian
5 parts strong liquor

Directions are easy, just had the Gaians the liquor. They will go about pickling themselves. After they are unconscious you may eat whole, or slice to add flavor to various other recipes.

I Might have to try this anyone.
I have the liquor... any gaian wanna sacrafice themselves for my yummy treat?

[.a.r.a.s.h.i.]

Recipe 'Gain Fondue'
(This recipe uses humans. If any severe allergic reactions, please report to the gaia administration right away, if you haven't already used the admin for the recipe)

Ingredients:

One space ship full of marshmellow cream
One space ship half full of semi sweet chocolate pieces.
Vanilla (depending on the alien's sense of taste, it makes a very sweet meal if you use two space ships full)
Give gallons of whipping cream
Heat Rays
50-110 Gaians
Peanut Butter, a tank full

1. Mix together the marshmellow cream, whipped cream, and semi sweet chocolate pieces.
2. Melt with heat rays for ten seconds.
3. Stir, add peanut butter, stir.
4. Pour into the extra space ships.
5. Go to the nearest Gaian source. Take the gaians and dip them into the fondue (You will either eat them alive in fondue, or they will die from the heat)

Feeds four aliens.

Variations of this recipe include roasting the gaians with your heat rays, taking out the vanilla and add thirty more gaians isntead, to give it a more bitter taste.

Another variation is to get the gaians first, by luring them with the chocolate pieces and then following the rest of the recipe, taking out step five. This is said to be more effective, as the gaians taste better if they are stricken with chocolate fever.

[M I Abrahms]

x-Neon Stitches-x

Captain Sack

I think you will find the most popular recipe here would be 'Pickled Gaian'.

Ingredients:

1 part Gaian
5 parts strong liquor

Directions are easy, just had the Gaians the liquor. They will go about pickling themselves. After they are unconscious you may eat whole, or slice to add flavor to various other recipes.

I Might have to try this anyone.
I have the liquor... any gaian wanna sacrafice themselves for my yummy treat?

Oh bugger. 30 pages in and NOW I catch the typo.

*stalks off muttering*

[Spinnishness]

Gaian Salsa

Ingreadients:

2 cups chopped Tomatoes
5 gaians(meat and fat only.) (fat optional, but gives a great unique taste)
Vodka (As much as you want)


1) Remove all meat and fat from gaians
2)Put into a plastic bag with chopped tomatoes and smoosh into bits
3)Empty into a bowl,Add Vodka, mix
4) Add some chips and TADA!!!


((substitutions can be made for tomatoes..blood for example))

[Seke-sama]

xXxBloodyXKissesxXx Gaian Pizza

Ingredients:

● 1 Admin ((Keep 1 cup of blood))
● 4 Gaian Members
● 1 Moira
● 1 Fleep

Preheat oven on 360 Degrees.

Grind admin ((keep 1 cup of admin blood)) and cook in oven for 5 minutes ((To make the admin pepperoni)).

Then as that cooks for 5 minutes grind 4 gaian members and mix with 1/2 cup of admin blood and mix together in a blender to make the dough. Then roll it out on a flat surface ((No need to let it rise)).

Then chop up 1 Moira and the rest ((1/2 cup)) of admin blood to make the sauce. And spread it on the top of the pizza dough.

Now should be the time to take out the admin pepperoni. Chop up the pepperoni and put ((as much as u want)) on top of the sauce. Keep the oven on, on the same temperature

Now take out the bones of Fleep and grind then grate them up onto a plate. Now u can spread the Fleep cheese all over the top of the pizza.

Extra Flavoring Idea: If wanting more flavor sprinkle some cow spice to the top of the pizza.

Finally place the pizza on a nicely-sized pan and cook for about 20-30 minutes.

Serves 4-7 Zurg mrgreen P.S heart Lub You 05 heart

[Tainted Rose]

Khaos_Dragoon

Gaia NPC Cake

1 Ian
1 Geno
1 Cindy
1 Edmund
1 Jack
1 Leon
1 Meredith
1 Moira
1 Peyo
1 Ruby
1 Rufus
1 Sasha
1 Liam
1 Bucho
1 Von Helson Sisters
1 Logan
1 Gambino
1 Lex
1 Vanessa
1 Easter Bunny
1 Agatha
1 Rina
1 Becky
1 Ron Bruise
300 pounds of flower
600 pounds of shuger
a 5x5 mile pan and shove everybody wile mixing every thing to geather and put on top of the sun and wait 1-5 seconds and add a bit of frosting

I believe I've found an error with your recepie. There are two Von helson Sisters... Or is it to be written as 1 pair of Von Helson Sisters?

[AyoraPandora]

Psyco_Pedestrian

Here is a recipe I learned when I was a kid.
I'd love to say it was passed down from generation to generation, but no.

My recipe for German Choclate cake
Ingredients

1 pound of baker's chocolate
1 Human cake mix
1 German

Instructions
Follow directions on the cake mix box, if you can't read it, have the German read it for you.
Have german eat chocolate and butcher him.
Gut and mix vital organs with cake mix.
Bake for 15-19 minutes at 425 degrees
Serves three

German disco artists are recomended because they have an extra 'kick'.

I love this one! HAI!

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