You find the AAY naked in your house...

[Sayonara to Gravity]

You're 17,452,158? I think you look much younger than that.

You look only 17,452,108 to me.

[Meaty McBeaty]

Well lil' missy, I think ya' have the wrong house.

[Frontier Physiatrist]

Oh my aren't you rugged. Why do I suddenly have the urge to ask why I cant quite you?

[Guns-and-Goats]

^^ "Damn. Yer' hung like a horse."

...

"Alright then."

^ "I need ta' stop buyin' weird drugs from aliens."

[Meaty McBeaty]

Why don't you put down them guns and we can talk 'bout this like civilized folk.

[Flawlessly Broken]

I don't have any men's clothing, but cover up. I should charge your blood for this, just go. And go before I change my mind.

[patcher2girl]

Vampires are so weird. cat_rolleyes

[Meaty McBeaty]

So.... furry...

[HeartfulSin]

-totally not staring at his butt-
...
Eeyup!~ emotion_kirakira

[Lazarus Project]

"...Are you one of the 'guests' I invited? You look a bit...not human."

v "Hmph, Dear Leader swings whichever way Dear Leader wants to swing." emotion_donotwant

[Meaty McBeaty]

Sorry, I don't swing that way.

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"Terribly sorry if you were expecting something to happen between us, but I only like women. Could you kindly put some clothing on now?"

[xxx_Stabarella_xxx]

"Did I invite you over for.. um... playtime... and then forget? Because I am working right now and I can't stay here to feed.. from you."

[Anima Rosaceae]

"Are you drunk again? I'll go call a cab."

[patcher2girl]

What happened to your cute outfit?