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Brainy Genius

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You're 17,452,158? I think you look much younger than that.

You look only 17,452,108 to me.
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Manly Lunatic

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Well lil' missy, I think ya' have the wrong house.
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Questionable Lunatic

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Oh my aren't you rugged. Why do I suddenly have the urge to ask why I cant quite you?
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Aged Survivor

^^ "Damn. Yer' hung like a horse."

...

"Alright then."

^ "I need ta' stop buyin' weird drugs from aliens."
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Manly Lunatic

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Why don't you put down them guns and we can talk 'bout this like civilized folk.
I don't have any men's clothing, but cover up. I should charge your blood for this, just go. And go before I change my mind.
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Ruthless Hunter

Vampires are so weird. cat_rolleyes
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Manly Lunatic

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So.... furry...
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Benevolent Flatterer

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-totally not staring at his butt-
...
Eeyup!~ emotion_kirakira
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Vermillion Leader

"...Are you one of the 'guests' I invited? You look a bit...not human."

v "Hmph, Dear Leader swings whichever way Dear Leader wants to swing." emotion_donotwant
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Manly Lunatic

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Sorry, I don't swing that way.
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Bookish Risk-Taker

"Terribly sorry if you were expecting something to happen between us, but I only like women. Could you kindly put some clothing on now?"
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Dangerous Lover

"Did I invite you over for.. um... playtime... and then forget? Because I am working right now and I can't stay here to feed.. from you."
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Diligent Harvester

"Are you drunk again? I'll go call a cab."
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Ruthless Hunter

What happened to your cute outfit?

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