Why is the AAY locked in your basement?

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"...He threatened to turn myself and Carlotta in to the police, so I locked him down there until he changes his mind."

[Tr1ck-Sh0t]

We dragged blankets and cushions and stuff down there. We're making a cushion fort. And we're hiding from Kent. So yeah...we locked ourselves i......=frowns=......waaaaaaaait.

[Anima Rosaceae]

He locked himself in there... and I lost the key.

[xxx_Stabarella_xxx]

Aharr! It be the brig, ye landlubbin' moron! An' furthermore! I be on a ship! Ships donnae' 'ave basements! They donnae' even go on the ground!
That aside, she's locked in the brig for being too sickeningly adorable for her own good.

[Sayonara to Gravity]

Her pirate talk annoyed me. mad

[Moth Tale]

I need followers...I'm keeping her there until she agrees to write a song praising me and encouraging the mindless youth to worship me.

[Kyukii Arc]

"She killed my targets."

[Beautiful Envy]

He came in here trying to shoot me! I need to find a way to get rid of him before he succeeds.

[GLJordan]

She entered there to rob and but couldn't get out pirate

[Payonai]

He's an angry pirate.. I figured I'd lock him in the basement until I found a store that sold rum.

[Beautiful Envy]

To lure Saph out so I can cut her hair!

*DUNDUNDUN*

[Barefoot Necromancer]

"Wanted thief hiding in my locked basement to avoid getting caught? No clue what you're talking about officer."

[doki_do]

She's hiding from her evil stepmother.

[Blank Dicer]

"Because stress relief. Nuff said."

[N0T]

For obvious reasons of course u_u

I would always have fluffy clouds to pluck from the sky and used as cotton in my pillows.