Why is the AAY locked in your basement?

[No Exceptions]

Dear...Diary, I'm beginning to think. . .


I locked the invisible man above me in my basement so that I would always know where he is.


That somethings.. Wrong with me.

[leejeun]

Draw Fluffy?



They crossed me and told me unicorns weren't bad a**.

Unicorn blessings will be bestowed.

[ToriRyuzaki]

So I wouldn't have to hear that bird anymore!
Because they simply creeped me out... and kept going on and on about how awesome unicorns are.

[Montemorencye]

He was wandering in my backyard, drunk.
I had questions. Like, how did he get over an electrified 10ft fence? And why? Double swoosh.

I'll only say this-she wasn't the saleswoman she said she was.

[KingBet]

To fuel my rave parties
cool

[Nokturnne]

I believe the scientific term is 'for shits and giggles.'

[No Exceptions]

Dear...Diary, I'm beginning to think. . .


To make sure that she wouldn't kill that lovely elderly couple in 2B.
I like them.
They give me Fruit Loops.


That somethings.. Wrong with me.

[The_Armadilla]

Because whores are not allowed in my humble abode, no matter how drunk I get.

[No Exceptions]

Dear...Diary, I'm beginning to think. . .


She was too beautiful for her own good.


That somethings.. Wrong with me.

[Spiry]

He seemed like a willing candidate to try some of my new noxious pastries.

[I Am Elektro Girl]

I've always wanted my own "Alfred"

[KingBet]

Because it's their secret hideout... that they can't escape
twisted

[Bunilla Latte]

So I could shave his head and sell his hair to wigmakers.

[No Exceptions]

Dear...Diary, I'm beginning to think. . .


It's like a winecellar now.


That somethings.. Wrong with me.