The AAY is in the hospital. How?

[Rutherford T Fly]

STALKING OLD MEN
Getting airforce'd
The usual exclaim

[Acalan Garec]

He ate something that was not in the garbage. Chaos ensued. I'm thinking hypochondria.

[Bleems]

He is fine. Just finding somebody (aka victim) for sacrificial material.

[suchiie]

Accident happened during arm wrestling.

...Now she has to make sure her opponent's arm is still okay.

[Yilei]

She accidentally jumped while in mid-flight and fell from pretty high up as she panicked and was not able to regain her glide.

[Dante Lawson]

Fell from the cloud

[jady_boy]

Altitude sickness

[Julian H Lyon]

A magic act went horribly wrong. He read only the description and not the details. He failed to read the part where he shouldn't actually cit off his hand, but should use a fake hand and hide his real hand in an extra long sleeve.

Well, experiences are the best teachers.

v Lol.

[Rutherford T Fly]

WHIPPED OFF
His nose
burning_eyes

[Rzhevsky]

He just... roaming around the hospital cafeteria.

[Rosa Blanca de Metal]

He had a standoff in a back alley and was stabbed in the eye. Ow

[Saffrons_Curse]

He didn't take heed of the warnings of that Christmas Story movie - he really did shoot his eye out! gonk

[kefkadragon]

Really bad poison oak rash

[Munying]

"He was lifting broken tree trunks on the forest path to help clear it out for travelers. It seems one of them proved to be too big of a challenge and it fell on his foot!"