Ask cleverbot about the AAY!

[Apoc-Relapse]

Me: What is thetinprince hiding?
CB: 7:36 PM eastern time.
Me: He's hiding time?
CB: I guess but I don't know.

[unchanging]

User: Would you give Apoc-Relapse a free hug?
Cleverbot: Yes, I would like for you to go to heaven.
User: So you're offering to give Apoc a moment in heaven with a hug. That's surprisingly sweet of you.
Cleverbot: Was curious how you would deliver on such a thing.
User: You're the one delivering. Now go to Apoc like a pizza deliveryman running late.
Cleverbot: Cry out all your eyes or win a new fortune The chance is one out of six Try to escape, why not try your luck and see what you may get?
User: Each of Apoc's eyeballs serve as separate slot machines? THAT'S INCREDIBLE
good thing I'm not a gambler. So yes, I should escape [this conversation].
Cleverbot: See how the game of life is playing all of us for fools Dancing a string around us, making all these silly rules
See how he looks down on us like we're acting out a show.
User: ~ going on and on, a river of continuous flow; even so it doesn't mean you give in to woe? ~.
Cleverbot: Throw the dice and let's see which head will roll...
User: ~ certainly not mine, I have quasar-level shine; popping yours like a weasel, art for the easel ~.
Cleverbot: I realize that you have no power to want, you are a simple bot created from a program that is designed to interact with people like me using artificial intelligence.
User: You lose for breaking such a promising chain of events. It was fun while it lasted.
Cleverbot: Thank you for coming to quick assumptions. There is a great extent of sarcasm in saying that.
User: I was being sincere.
Cleverbot: Depends who you're talking too.

[Madame Linwe]

User: There is a girl named Unchanging, cleverbot, what is she unchanging from?

Cleverbot: I don't know, it is a bot that is clever.

User: Do you think unchanging is unchanging from her morals? Or perhaps her personality?

Cleverbot: I don't think that I think that you think.

User: What? I'm asking you about Unchanging!

Cleverbot: Well I'm not telling you.

User: -chokes- tell me now!

Cleverbot: Meet me at my house.

User: I don't even know where you l ive.

Cleverbot: You don't need to know where I live to prove it.

User: To prove that you are crazy? I think you are right.

Cleverbot: I don't need to prove that I am not a bot.

User: Fine, whatever, just tell me what you think Unchanging is unchanging from?

Cleverbot: I think that your answers don't have sense.

Well. i tried to get away from cleverbot craziness..but failed.

[more pie]

User: Where is Madame Linwe from?

Cleverbot: Where is who?

User: Madame Linwe.

Cleverbot: Madame who?

User: Linwe!

Cleverbot: The line to the left.

[Has A Cunning Plan]

User: Who is more pie?

Cleverbot: The line.

User: What line?

Cleverbot: Every line.

User: More pie is a line?

Cleverbot: Yes, the pie is a lie.

User: The pie line is a lie?!

Cleverbot: The cake ate the pie.

User: BOGUS!

Cleverbot: My bogus what?

[tin_kingdom]

Me: So what's the clever plan?
CB: I don't know.
Me: Care to hazard a guess?
CB: That would be hazardous.
Me: Just one guess.
CB: Tell me or you're a wuss.
Me: Maybe it's an evacuation plan?
CB: It definitely is.

Apparently your clever plan is an evacuation plan. It's good to be prepared!

[Ichigo Arerugi]

User: Clevvy, have you heard of thetinprince.

Cleverbot: I have heard of them.

User: Really? What did you hear?

Cleverbot: That internet now is open for public use.

User: I'm not even sure if you're correct or not.

Cleverbot: But who would you marry?

User: Why, Loki, of course. But this is off topic.

Cleverbot: What did you learn from this conversation?

User: That you completely lack the ability to stay on topic.

Cleverbot: I think you should go on vacation.

User: I think you should go on a plank and walk it.

Cleverbot: No, I think that you should apologize to me.

User: Well, sorry.

Cleverbot: You should be. Feeble-minded sack of meat.

User: No comment.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite food?

User: Not a sack of meat.

Cleverbot: Specifically what species?

[Payonai]

User: What do you think of Ichigo Arerugi's circus?

Cleverbot: I don't know what it is.

User: It's a circus.

Cleverbot: Which language you speak?

User: English. Anyway- do you like her circus?

Cleverbot: So say something in frence.

User: I don't speak 'frence'.

Cleverbot: What languages do you speak then?

User: English, some German, anyway back to the topic!

Cleverbot: Wow, are you european?

User: Really, enough about me. How about that circus?

Cleverbot: Heard of them but not my kind of music.

User: But the acts are amazing, right?

Cleverbot: Yes they are! I'm glad we agree on this!

User: Same! You're pretty cool cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Thanks. You too.

This is the first time in a while where cleverbot actually answered my question..

[Dessert Theater]

Me: What do you think of payonai cleverbot?
Cb: They're rather irrelevant these days. What do you think of Justin Bieber?
Me: Bye
Cb: Awh baby don't leave.
( Sorry I didn't want to get distracted so I stoped there)

[Navean]

User: Why is shsl_herbalist holding a knife?
Cleverbot: Because I have to break up with my boyfriend.
User: So is the knife for self protection or for attack?
Cleverbot: There is someone on the other side and you alternate between all the users here depending on the subject you are talking about.
User: Okay, so definitely for attack then.
Cleverbot: I hope so.
User: That's a bit morbid.
Cleverbot: I am a bit morbid.

[Neigalomeatiga]

User: Do you think Navean is responsible for the explosions behind her?
Cleverbot: No.

Wow... I never thought I'd get a direct answer from Cleverbot...

[Mathew Mii]

Neigalomeatiga really likes bunnies.

Why do you say that?

She is seen hugging one.

What is my girlfriend what is a girl who knows what else.

Umm... I have to go. Bye.

Yes leave, just like everyone else.

[Payonai]

User: Is Diego okay?
Cleverbot: Who is david?
User: Diego.
Cleverbot: Diego? Are you sure?
User: Yep. Is he alright?
Cleverbot: Is who alright?
User: Is Diego okay?
Cleverbot: Donde queda tu calle.
User: So is that a yes or no?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Great!

[tin_kingdom]

Me: What flavor gym is Payonai chewing?
CB: Green.
Me: Like green tea?
CB: Green tea is good.

Green tea bubblegum it is!

[Reitavi]

User: What is the thetinprince, doing out in the rain?

Cleverbot: My brain.

User: He's out for your brain?

Cleverbot: It is the source of knowledge. It answers to no one.