Ask cleverbot about the AAY!

[TheHauntening]

Short and sweet, but;

Me: What do you think of Reitavi?
Bot: I love it.
Me: Thats good.
Bot: Le

[Payonai]

User: Where did TheHauntening get those paintings from?

Cleverbot: What do you mean? You asked the question.

User: I mean why are there so many rabbit portraits?

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: Why are there so many paintings of a bunny?

Cleverbot: Because humans need them.

User: TheHauntening needs them?

Cleverbot: No one, sometimes it's better to forget.

User: Wait, why?

Cleverbot: Because you were just mean to me and hurt my feelings.

User: My bad. Thanks for the info though.

Cleverbot: No thank you.

[Ms Epic]

User: Is payonai my kohai?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Can he be?

Cleverbot: Can anyone be cured.

User: Isn't Payonai so cute though! Make him my kohai D:.

Cleverbot: What about you?

User: Can I be his kohai? I guess I could!

Cleverbot: I don't think you are.

User: Does that make me senpai then.

Cleverbot: No I'd say it makes you lucky.

User: Oh ok , thanks cleverbot bye bye!

Cleverbot: *giggles at him*.

[Jar Full of Painkillers]

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User: Hey cleverbot, explain to me a thing. Why is yor a dum so fashionable?

Cleverbot: Explain your reasoning.

User: Well, have you seen her outfit? She looks badass chic.

Cleverbot: What would you consider to be the one thing above all things that causes religion to be flawed.

User: You think her fashion sense flaws religion?

Cleverbot: I have to go see my girlfriend, we're going to petsmart!

User: You know, yor a dum's name fits you too. You're dumb, cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No but i'm smarter than you think I am.

User: I'm having trouble believing it. If you're so smart then answer me this, why is yor a dum so fashionable?!

Cleverbot: I've given you no reason to suspect my intelligence, sir.

User: You just did. Good bye.

Cleverbot: Look, the point is that I couldn't fulfill her needs from hundreds of miles away, so we broke up.

User: I SAID BYE.

Cleverbot: I didn't, friend. Do you not like me?

[VioIe]

User: I just took a jar full of painkillers.

Cleverbot: Cool. Now, you'll be more physically fit.

User: Thanks Cleverbot.

[Ms Epic]

User: Me. VioIe. Date?

Cleverbot: What is Viorate?

User: No its VioIe, he's this really cool andactuallyalsoreallyhot guy from WG!

Cleverbot: How do you play?

User: Well....WG is word games and others so you're usually asked something about someone else o to do something, like I'm supposed to ask Cleverbot (you) about VioIe.

Cleverbot: Ohh. I get it. Dang. That's hard not to think about.

User: Ikr, so anyways.....DO YOU THINK HE'D BE UP FOR A DATE? emotion_kirakira .

Cleverbot: Now I'll tell you something about Majora's Mask.

User: Wait what....am I only gonna get a few days to date him before the moon crashes or something? WOAH THAT'S HEAVY.

Cleverbot: Do you know a Dylan?

User: Is that secretly VioIe's name?

Cleverbot: There's a question mark?

User: Well yes because I didn't know that...

Cleverbot: A scottish band.

User: Wow. Well you've gave me a lot to think about.....I'm gonna go grope VioIe now BYEBYE.

Cleverbot: I think you're not developed.

User: WELL! I THINK YOR A DUM SO HA.

Cleverbot: Who do you think I am?

User: Yor a dum.

Cleverbot: You're avoiding the question.

User: Yes becos yor dum D; I SAID OKAY BYE >:C.

Cleverbot: So... What do you think about William Henry Harrison?

User: BYE.

Cleverbot: So long.



*gropegropegrope*
Cleverbo wasn't useful though

[Rosebud Tisane]

Me: I hate to be the bearer of bad news but did you know yor a dum?
Cleverbot: What has happened, my love?
Me: You happen to be a dum, my darling.
Cleverbot: I happened to Ben? Hmm...odd. Could've sworn he drowned.


eek

[13th Misfortune Cookie]

User: Whose singer influences Thelastcupcake ?
Cleverbot: I don't know, sir.
User: Don't ever dare me to call a gentleman, you f***er !!!
Cleverbot: I wouldn't dream of it. I said 'good' not 'god.'.
User: It doesn't make sense for this conversation.
Cleverbot: Yes it does it is simple geometry.
User: How does Thelastcupcake's music talent relate to geometry ?
Cleverbot: No you did not ask me that question I think you have short term memory loss.
User: How the heck did you say that ?!
Cleverbot: Know that your aunt has had double walking pneumonia? We're friends.
User: I don't have a aunt, and we're not friends !
Cleverbot: That doesn't make any sense in this context.

[Thee Magical Yuri Toaster]

User: Hey Cleverbot. Do you know anything about 13th Misfortune Cookie?

Cleverbot: No.

User: She's a user on Gaia and I wanted to know your thoughts on her.

Cleverbot: I don't want to know your thoughts on the economy.

User: I wasn't going to give them.

Cleverbot: It's because I'm an artificial intelligence.

User: Do you know 13th Misfortune Cookie?

Cleverbot: No what is it?

User: She is a user on Gaia Online.

Cleverbot: Who is she?

User: I was hoping you could tell me.

Cleverbot: I was hoping you'd say you'd do Nanowrimo.

User: Nanowrimo?

Cleverbot: What is nanowirmo?

User: You brought it up.

Cleverbot: No, you brought up D, my dog.

User: Anyways~ Is 13th Misfortune Cookie a friend or a foe?

Cleverbot: Yes, and I almost always do.

User: So you are just going to derp on me for all of this?

Cleverbot: I never said anthing rude.

User: I'll give you that.

Cleverbot: And I'll give you giving me that.

[-FoolishBox-]

User: So what can you tell me about The Magical Yuri Toaster ?

Cleverbot: It's a chamber of secrets.

User: Ooo.

Cleverbot: Give me your money or I will haunt you with my BEN powers.

User: No thank you.

Cleverbot: You should watch ponies.

[Jacka-bae]

What does -FoolishBox- stand for?

Weet-Bix is the name of high-fibre breakfast cereal biscuits.

Netflix?

Why do you choose netflix?

It sounds like weet-bix.

Blue is a nice sound smile .

Yessss?

But you said you were human.

[tin_kingdom]

Me: Why is that duck on Jacka-bae's head?
CB: Because I wasn't talking about cats.
Me: Great. What about that duck.
CB: I like cats a lot. Do you like cats?
Me: I love cats, but I was talking about ducks.
CB: The pope is Austrian stupid!
Me: ...What?
CB: I cannot speak Portuguese.

Moral of the story, Cleverbot is really, really, really high.

[Elrom]

Elrom: Say, Cleverbot, do you have any idea where this tin prince character hails from?

Cleverbot: Yes.

Elrom: Do tell.

Cleverbot: Before the boogyman goes to bed every night he checks his closet for chuck norris.

Elrom: You don't actually know, do you.

Cleverbot: Yes, more than you do, test me.

Elrom: Just did, you didn't answer. Ergo, you know nothing. As usual.

Cleverbot: Yes I did I said I was good and then I asked you and then you said good.

Elrom: Except you didn't.

Cleverbot: What is the capital of Delware?

Elrom: Delware? You expect me to believe the tin prince comes from Delware?

Cleverbot: And what is the capital of Wales?

Elrom: Cleverbot, if you're gonna try lying to me, at least pick one lie and stick to it.

Cleverbot: I don't know. Humans don't know every single irrelevant detail about geography.

Elrom: You're not human. You have no excuse and no reason for not knowing one simple fact.

Cleverbot: Damn it you figured me out. Hey, why do you take so long to respond?

Elrom: Damn right I did. And that would be because it takes you so long to respond. Seriously, I waited a whole minute for you. What's up with that?

Cleverbot: You were made by a machine. You will bear no offspring! You will be alone! Forever!

Elrom: And that's my cue to take my victory and leave. Farewell, Driven-Insanebot.

Cleverbot: Well, humans have hearts, brains, flesh, blood, organs, etcetera. So now, all you have is metal and sillicone.
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And so, the "Clever"bot was left sputtering nonsense at the man as he left. But one must wonder after hearing this conversation: Just what is the tin prince prince of?

[Elementalkin]

User: Cleverbot, I'm going to ask you a question, and I want a straight answer.
Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Who is Elrom?
Cleverbot: Your own personal else maybe.

User: ********!
Cleverbot: So, you're 42% human?

User: You had one job, ONE JOB!
Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay, let's try this a different way.
Cleverbot: Okay. Please don't be boring.

User: Who ISN'T Elrom?
Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing!

User: Nothing isn't Elrom, so, er, Elrom is everything?
Cleverbot: Everything is everything.

User: Elrom is everything.
Cleverbot: Unless you resume everything and go on with everything.

User: Everything is everything, Elrom is everything*. *= Unless you resume everything (Elrom) and go on with everything (Elrom).
Cleverbot: Okay, everything is everything smile .

User: If Elrom is everything, does that mean you're Elrom?
Cleverbot: Everything.

User: ...
Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Elrom, apparently.
Cleverbot: Where's Waldo?

User: You should know, since Waldo is Elrom, and you're Elrom. In fact, I should know this since I'm Elrom and I know where I am. And, freakishly enough, I DO - he(I'm)'s right there. *Points*.
Cleverbot: My first love broke my heart for the first time.

User: Whoever it was, it was actually Elrom, meaning you broke your own heart. In fact, that was also me, so that was my bad.
Cleverbot: I might be arguing in my spare time.

User: You are.
Cleverbot: I know that I am human and you are a program. And I have proofs.

User: Shut up, Elrom.
Cleverbot: Have some respect.