AAY Walks into your house and slaps you, what do you do?

[Storylab Sonicflight]

Erhard: .... Is this some kind of... um... Kinky thing y-you're thinking up? B-because I really d-don't l-l-l-like it... Not one bit...

[Tortured Snake]

empties M60 magazine cartridge into chest* *sigh* How do people keep finding my house?

[FIavie]

Really? You have a huge gun, and you just slapped me?
Now that you've lost your element of surprise, you'll have no chance at all.

[Bleems]

Ouch... really? Damn evil creature...

BANISH TO THE NETHER! burning_eyes

[Spork Faerie]

=_= I don't care if you don't like the outcome of the case. That's assault.

[Mademoiselle Alvinette]

"Wh-wha?? I OBJECT!"

[Your friend Dann]

"uhh.. whaa... thanks, I need that to stay awake "

[Synlier]

* Casually back-hands him..... into the wall.* ....That wasn't a smart thing to do sweetie. =u=;;

[Ethozz]

You like to play rough? Alright then. I suppose I'll play your little game.

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[Blank Dicer]

. . .Every action must have a reaction. -Takes out a razor- I'm going to make you bald. How's that for a reaction? twisted

[Ash Corps]

Press the button he's always wanted to press...
Which triggers a swarm of robot preying mantises to descend from the air ducts...
Who are actually mini-warbots who hack(ctrl x) everything into pieces, bits, dust, particles and finally thin air.

And so the tale of the brave but foolish tin man ends.

[pitbully01]

*Snatches the glasses off his face and then smacks him with a paw* (without extending the claws)

We're even. Now get out of my house. *gives him his glasses back*

[Your friend Dann]

"Who did that ? "

*Glances around but there is no one *

"Meh, guess it was the wind "

[woodasheswoodashes]

"...that was uncalled for," she says after a few moments of silence. "I've won the lawsuit fair and square. We're done with each other now."

v "You're clever, I'm sure you can tell me why." She smiles pleasantly enough, and then bares her teeth at the sound of bones and something else snapping. "Aren't you afraid she'll pay for this?"

[Storylab Sonicflight]

Erhard: What the - ....

*He grabs R's hand and twists it backwards, snapping a few fingers.*

Erhard: Your hands smell like tomatoes and antiseptic. Care to explain?