Diedrich Questions!

[c_ute_but_e_vil]

How do you know that you're in love?

Diedrich

Sex pheromones are your #1 tool for attracting the opposite sex. Load up by rubbing against unwashed animals. (Hint: you can find them at the pet store).

[langgang]

bloodwitch

langgang

i tried asking driedrich a question but, for some reason. it wont send. is their a glitch or something?

❝ --- It's only the first bite that stings ❞
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Did you actually put a ? at the end of it?
cause mine dont send unless it has that.
(also, if it keeps yelling at you, a refresh wouldn't hurt xP )


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a? what do you mean a? can i have an example pls.

[bloodwitch]

langgang

bloodwitch

langgang

i tried asking driedrich a question but, for some reason. it wont send. is their a glitch or something?

❝ --- It's only the first bite that stings ❞
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

Did you actually put a ? at the end of it?
cause mine dont send unless it has that.
(also, if it keeps yelling at you, a refresh wouldn't hurt xP )


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a? what do you mean a? can i have an example pls.

❝ --- It's only the first bite that stings ❞
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Quote:

Why are you so mean


^ this wont send.


Quote:

Why are you so mean?


^ this will.

(did that clear it up? o --- o;; )



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[langgang]

bloodwitch

langgang

bloodwitch

langgang

i tried asking driedrich a question but, for some reason. it wont send. is their a glitch or something?

❝ --- It's only the first bite that stings ❞
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

Did you actually put a ? at the end of it?
cause mine dont send unless it has that.
(also, if it keeps yelling at you, a refresh wouldn't hurt xP )


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a? what do you mean a? can i have an example pls.

❝ --- It's only the first bite that stings ❞
██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████



Quote:

Why are you so mean


^ this wont send.


Quote:

Why are you so mean?


^ this will.

(did that clear it up? o --- o;; )



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ohhh. i get it now. thank you very much for your help

[unholy_blaze]

I asked him "What's the best gift to give to a friend that could become more than friends?"

Quote:

Watch out for relationship red flags. They can be found by rummaging through your date's flag collection.

[Zsa-Zsa868]

Narumi Misuhara

Hey guys, I'm curious what kinds of questions are being asked of Diedrich and what his responses have been, so post them here! I'll start with one I did...

Question
what is the best way to create a romantic setting?

Diedrich

Don't abandon your date-- always ask if they would like to accompany you to the bathroom.

...Oh Diedrich...

lol

[Zsa-Zsa868]

xx I met my fate xx

I asked him what true love was and he said
"Turnip soup!"

lol

[Zsa-Zsa868]

i also asked him what true love is and he replied "Watch out for relationship red flags. They can be found by rummaging through your date's flag collection"

[iDemonButler]

I asked him:

"why hasn't anybody asked me out yet?"

[NPC]Diedrich

"Even if it's early in your relationship, don't be afraid to get the name of your partner tattooed on your body. If they break your heart, you can always write "sucks" underneath it"

"why do you have so many children?"

[NPC]Diedrich

"Sex pheromones are your #1 tool for attracting the opposite sex. Load up by rubbing against unwashed animals. (Hint: you can find them at the pet store)."

"why can't I have a body like you?"

[NPC]Diedrich

"Compliment your date on his or her laughter by comparing it to the beautiful cry of the duck."

"Louie...where is Louie?"

[NPC]Diedrich

"Oysters are an aphrodisiac. Always have a few in your pockets."

"I love you"

[NPC]Diedrich

"Preparing a romantic meal for your date is always a good gesture, but don't mess up your clothes and get all sweaty running around your neighborhood trying to tackle a goose. Just go to the store! (A policeman helped me out with this one.)"

"Diedirch, are you there?"

[NPC]Diedrich

"Showering washes away your natural pheromones, which are vital to attracting mates. I prefer a nice dust bath!"

whee oh Diedrich, thank you for the advice!!! emotion_bigheart I loves you

[OrangeFiddle]

People want mates who can provide everything they need. On your first date, bring along a tank of oxygen, a carton of salt, a few gallons of water and a tent.

[The Shadow of Madness]

Well...

Q: "What use are 'lips'?"
A: "Be sure to maintain eye contact as much as possible. At least 30% of the time spent on dates should consist of solid eyeball-to-eyeball touching."

Q: "Can you produce a gender-bent version of yourself? If so, how would you court yourself?"
A: "Everybody's favorite subject is themselves. Prepare a full surveillance dossier on your date!"

I knew I liked this guy.

[The Shadow of Madness]

Heh, and I just got:

Q: "What action will cause instantaneous "love"?"

A: "Oysters are an aphrodisiac. Always have a few in your pockets."

...Welp, you heard him, kiddies!

[Xx velvet petals xX]

mine didnt work... he didnt say anything.. sad

[Llyeda]

Diedrich

Watch out for relationship red flags. They can be found by rummaging through your date's flag collection.

Very useful advice.