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I asked 'How to get a guy to notice you?'

The answer 'Act mysterious, try laughing at things that aren't there'
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Question: What the first step for overcoming singledom?
Diedrich's response: It was blank! He didn't say anything cat_crying
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I asked, "Is there really someone for everyone?

Quote:
Be considerate and open doors for your date. They'll be pleasantly surprised when they wake up.


The next part of the question was, "Even Stein?"

Quote:
Destruction derbies can be romantic. Point to two of the cars slamming together and liken it to your hearts, but change the subject when the cars start smoking.


I guess that mean that a romance with Stein would be like a demolition derby. eek
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I asked why boys in high-school are so immature razz

"Display your gifts for resourcefulness by retrieving any edible scraps from your date's garbage." eek
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is it better to be alone?

his answer: "Watch out for relationship red flags. They can be found by rummaging through your date's flag collection."
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I asked "Would you get lost?" and he explained something about you can't go on crime sprees on Leap Year and to go on a date instead.
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¿Why are girls harder to conquer than guys?

Answer: Confidence is important. Show you are the leader of the pack by tying lots of little dogs to your belt to drag behind you.

¿Is it normal to be uninterested in love?

Answer: Don't use any corny pick-up lines, such as: "Do you distribute any coupons? I feel like I should be getting those clothes half off."
I asked him a question and he said...

"If you happen to shatter any backboards this Valentine's Day, try to contort your body into a heart shape as the glass fragments rain down on you. When you get up, the beautiful heart shape left behind will be an unmistakable message to your lover."
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I asked him why men who are in long-term relationships are lazy about valentines day.

He told me that loud music is good for arousal, but if that isn't available yelling loudly in a rhythmic manner will also work.
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I asked How Long Have You Been Pregnant? and he replied,

"Even if it's early in your relationship, don't be afraid to get the name of your partner tattooed on your body. If they break your heart, you can always write "sucks" underneath it."
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I asked: "What is the meaning of Valentines Day?
He replied: "Etiquette tip: it's considered polite to look up from your phone at least twice during dates." emotion_facepalm
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What can I give my boyfriend on gaia for Valentine's day? (gift wise)
i tried asking driedrich a question but, for some reason. it wont send. is their a glitch or something?
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                                Q: Do you love me?
                                A: If you happen to shatter any backboards this Valentine's Day, try to contort your body into a heart shape as the glass fragments rain down on you. When you get up, the beautiful heart shape left behind will be an unmistakable message to your lover.

                                Q: Will you be my valentine?
                                A: Display your gifts for resourcefulness by retrieving any edible scraps from your date's garbage.

                                :I is this a round about way of saying no? e---e


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langgang
i tried asking driedrich a question but, for some reason. it wont send. is their a glitch or something?



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                                Did you actually put a ? at the end of it?
                                cause mine dont send unless it has that.
                                (also, if it keeps yelling at you, a refresh wouldn't hurt xP )


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