Miasma
Oh, but I could totally be a crazy woman who isn't great to meet at all. Like you might wake up one day and I'll be rooting through your sock drawer, eating your socks. Or whatever else you keep in there, if not socks.
I'm Miasma. Wandering slacker and gnawer of faces. In a non-painful way, mind you. I so often have to clarify that I don't aim to break the skin when nibbling.
Yes, and I could be some crazy psychopath that hovers over your bed at night, and removes organs from your body. Or whatever else you keep in there, if not organs.
Luckily, none of these seems to be the case.
It's very nice to meet you. I hope I can look forward to having my face gnawed upon in the future.